Wearing your tracksuit to your wedding, oh Russia

At any time

How do you respond to that

Two of my chickens like to sneak up on my dog and poke her in the butt.

The box for this scale has a picture of a banana for scale.

This mushroom has the biggest booty I ever did see

Betty wanted to join in my daughters remote schooling

A jar jar in an ajar jar

who wants to be first to try the infamous meat bird?

I still send nice greeting cards to my ex

What a silly idea

the good stuff

New pair of selvedge denim jeans. Ithink they still need to be broken in

Eggs-calibur

mea culpa

My pronoun is Master

I'm not a human baby person... i mean what if i drop one accidentally

Re?

PRÖÖÖH :DD

Motorcyclist hates CAPTCHAs as much as we all do

Making fish tacos for the guy who keeps stealing my lunch.

Fish tacos

Art Block

2030

How the brain works

Good advice to any aliens visiting Earth

Thought she looked familiar

Trust me, I’ve been trying.

They recharge while sitting on power lines.

Surprise MFs!!!

gotten away with it again

We had an accident

Interesting conversation with an Instagram bot

USA 2020

Trans-Bullet Sponge

People that old would die of a heart attack if they saw modern porn

Asking my therapist why I'm racist

This is messing me up

When you try to meme but you study Human Sciences

*Daughter awkwardly looking away*

who?

Dance white boy!

Massive respect to this kid.

hol up

Marty and Doc speeding down the interstate trying to get the hell out of 2020.

Yes ma'am, I'm sure it's raccoons in your attic.

Spotted at the liquor store across the street where I was going to pick up some after work supplies.

No job is so simple it cannot be done wrong.

That guy who makes fake products has finally gone too far.

Well... he got a point....

A question scientists still struggle to find and answer to

POGGERS

We’re staying in a rental house at the beach. My son comes running out of his room all excited saying, “Daddy, we have an OLD DVD player in our room!!!” And then hands me this:

sure is 2020

Neko girl filter

Sphinx got instagram.

Only rumors...

Damn you, Brain!

I found this

I think I've found Waldo's house...

swipe

Don't let that defenseless look fool you

Feeling lighter :)

Feline unit arrest.

Asian humor, sends you the message loud and clear

pog

yes

Got a letter from the devil today

Oh no...

Vin Petrol

Poor meow meow

centrist: derek/derek

Glad someone took the time to draw this.

Both beautiful

Found this gem from my son's school a year ago. My wife is still mortified!

This stapler has had enough.

monk

Corn on the claws for dinner

all that lazy editing for a #penis

Browsing Fresh (6mb threshold really sucks - cards in the comments) #penis

smile

I’m so mad this sporting goods store ran out of stock!

twitch

torture

Toppest text

Idk

Found one of my old drawings. I was a weird kid.

I also don't care

Shrug

It’s almost worth the stomach pain

Kitty brings gifts

I think Google is trying to sabotage my marriage with its auto-reply suggestions

Sat down to watch some Netflix - the bloody kids 'Rickrolled' me.

Same :/

My sister got married over the weekend, so we recreated this gem from our childhood.

Yes

Robots should know their place!

gonna need more barrels

NPC

Typical lurker