My Cat contemplating life
Time to play the copy righted song
Doing the Math
Gordon Ramsay would have a heart attack seeing this
It looks like a cartoon mouse jumped through my wall.
Alsacian wine > your stinky grape juice
How decolonized i want my kid to be
u sure look like it lmao
Wisdom
112
I don't what to put here.
Frank, do we buy a house or a car?
The hunt has ended.
Can't take a shit in peace in this house
McSick
This is a waaa moment
lal
My old lady dog
get out of me swamp
Got called out by deli cheese
Bobby Manhattan
I’m afraid my son might be an arsonist.
Be honest, you could see it happen
Teaching 5th graders on zoom has been a blast
My car reached a milestone.
Wearing your tracksuit to your wedding, oh Russia
At any time
How do you respond to that
Two of my chickens like to sneak up on my dog and poke her in the butt.
The box for this scale has a picture of a banana for scale.
This mushroom has the biggest booty I ever did see
Betty wanted to join in my daughters remote schooling
A jar jar in an ajar jar
who wants to be first to try the infamous meat bird?
I still send nice greeting cards to my ex
What a silly idea
the good stuff
New pair of selvedge denim jeans. Ithink they still need to be broken in
Eggs-calibur
mea culpa
My pronoun is Master
I'm not a human baby person... i mean what if i drop one accidentally
Re?
PRÖÖÖH :DD
Motorcyclist hates CAPTCHAs as much as we all do
Making fish tacos for the guy who keeps stealing my lunch.
Fish tacos
Art Block
2030
How the brain works
Good advice to any aliens visiting Earth
Thought she looked familiar
Trust me, I’ve been trying.
They recharge while sitting on power lines.
Surprise MFs!!!
gotten away with it again
We had an accident
Interesting conversation with an Instagram bot
USA 2020
Trans-Bullet Sponge
People that old would die of a heart attack if they saw modern porn
Asking my therapist why I'm racist
This is messing me up
When you try to meme but you study Human Sciences
*Daughter awkwardly looking away*
who?
Dance white boy!
Massive respect to this kid.
hol up
Marty and Doc speeding down the interstate trying to get the hell out of 2020.
Yes ma'am, I'm sure it's raccoons in your attic.
Spotted at the liquor store across the street where I was going to pick up some after work supplies.
No job is so simple it cannot be done wrong.
That guy who makes fake products has finally gone too far.
Well... he got a point....
A question scientists still struggle to find and answer to
POGGERS
We’re staying in a rental house at the beach. My son comes running out of his room all excited saying, “Daddy, we have an OLD DVD player in our room!!!” And then hands me this:
sure is 2020
Neko girl filter
Sphinx got instagram.
Only rumors...
Damn you, Brain!
I found this
I think I've found Waldo's house...
swipe
Don't let that defenseless look fool you
Feeling lighter :)
Feline unit arrest.
Asian humor, sends you the message loud and clear
pog
yes
Got a letter from the devil today
Oh no...
Vin Petrol
Poor meow meow
centrist: derek/derek
Glad someone took the time to draw this.
Both beautiful
Found this gem from my son's school a year ago. My wife is still mortified!