Was shopping at the local Menards a month ago and waited for the floor sweeper to go past. Driver caught me by surprise.

At least he's there for ya

HARDER!!

Ben...

You better have some magical fingers Tom

Kiss practicer

Well this will make filming a sex tape more interesting

change of planet

My husband and I went with a different card approach on our anniversary...

there’s a story behind these mugs

Terrifying image of great white shark captured near beach

uhu

A wise man once said ...

Bad decisions were made for the train trip that day

It’s all about how you look at it.

I never!

Ijustwannadieangle

Police dogs undercover

Wu tang forever

i would build legos and eat nutella

Really Great Britain

"Ehm, excuse me Sir."

We need more people like this in our world.

title

For the bear with high standards

The Lord has arrived..

lmao

Damn, Jackie, can't control the weather.

Run dog

Cable guy art

Runner up

thank

Japanese artist creates ramen face mask to complement fogged glasses. .

My Cat contemplating life

Time to play the copy righted song

Doing the Math

Gordon Ramsay would have a heart attack seeing this

It looks like a cartoon mouse jumped through my wall.

Alsacian wine > your stinky grape juice

How decolonized i want my kid to be

u sure look like it lmao

Wisdom

112

I don't what to put here.

Frank, do we buy a house or a car?

The hunt has ended.

Can't take a shit in peace in this house

McSick

This is a waaa moment

lal

My old lady dog

get out of me swamp

Got called out by deli cheese

Bobby Manhattan

I’m afraid my son might be an arsonist.

Be honest, you could see it happen

Teaching 5th graders on zoom has been a blast

My car reached a milestone.

Wearing your tracksuit to your wedding, oh Russia

At any time

How do you respond to that

Two of my chickens like to sneak up on my dog and poke her in the butt.

The box for this scale has a picture of a banana for scale.

This mushroom has the biggest booty I ever did see

Betty wanted to join in my daughters remote schooling

A jar jar in an ajar jar

who wants to be first to try the infamous meat bird?

I still send nice greeting cards to my ex

What a silly idea

the good stuff

New pair of selvedge denim jeans. Ithink they still need to be broken in

Eggs-calibur

mea culpa

My pronoun is Master

I'm not a human baby person... i mean what if i drop one accidentally

Re?

PRÖÖÖH :DD

Motorcyclist hates CAPTCHAs as much as we all do

Making fish tacos for the guy who keeps stealing my lunch.

Fish tacos

Art Block

2030

How the brain works

Good advice to any aliens visiting Earth

Thought she looked familiar

Trust me, I’ve been trying.

They recharge while sitting on power lines.

Surprise MFs!!!

gotten away with it again

We had an accident

Interesting conversation with an Instagram bot

USA 2020

Trans-Bullet Sponge

People that old would die of a heart attack if they saw modern porn

Asking my therapist why I'm racist

This is messing me up

When you try to meme but you study Human Sciences

*Daughter awkwardly looking away*

who?

Dance white boy!