22mm of sunflower seeds yee haw

Same days are just boring

I give praise to the person who designed this

I said “surprise me” when cashier asked what lighter I wanted...I’m surprised.

I was a business lady...doing business...

Keep the change ya filthy animal

truth

"We understand the UK 'aspires' to control its waters" - That EU woman

Tooth fans and dental enjoyers

summer 2021 will be great tho brehs

A bell curve

Trust me bro.

Importance

Just like a real cyberpunk dystopia

Infinitely more important

Butter is rar

Funny with the utmost respect to Tiny

This man didn't have to go so hard to model a dragon onesie. But he still did, for us.

Now, I just need a fireplace

Updated graphic - Appreciation of how foxes render in different games

Mmmmmm just having a good nap after eating a lot.

Piers Morgan falsely claims that he is not the bag lady from Home Alone 2.

(:<

My wife’s Christmas “gift” from her multi-million dollar financial institution employer. Thanks, I’m sure it will provide some extremely accurate readings...

The future is now.

Cow humor at its fingers

Best dad joke of the year

all dressed up

2020 in particular

It‘s just superior

I made a life sized Gary Busey cutout for a white elephant exchange, but it was cancelled. Now I have a life sized Gary Busey cutout

s o c i e t y

What a good position

Misfortune cookie.

Yes

Force of habit

Today...

Because it's always good to get along with the neighbors.

Guys... uh, I dont know what to say

My nana always said my smile was infectious

floppa

Where you disappear !

Don’t be that guy

Who’s still poopy!?

But why is she wearing an ass-plate?

My friend sent me this.

Wow, I've been admitted to Hogwarts.

But I post it often

Found this in my camera roll from like 2y ago

The never-ending cycle

*puts on sunglasses*

Are zebra stripes black or white?

whoa

whaddup my ferrow crackr ツ ツ ツ ツ ツ

At this moment he knew, he f*d up

New buttons from our union!

It's been a rough year

xdd

Ren Zhengfei - HuaWei feat. Calvin Harris

This is what happens if you keep Louvre closed too long

Character customization 2077

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Mr.Crab

*Makes a rat sandwich on moldy bread*

Even firewood is done with 2020.

ssss

post

Union vs Intersection

Tormenting Vegetarians

Scary Street

I finally found my spirit guide but all it ever leads me to is buffets.

sequel

Our subtle, yet brilliant, Christmas decoration that I think is underrated .

Funny guy during my delivery run today.

:( 

Just a tip - a little penis goes a long way so don’t use to much

Atleast he wishes goodluck..

Once you see Cookie Monster you can’t unsee it

The Medical Excuse

My man needed extra boost..

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Little fella running late for something.

Wobble Wobble

Saw this while out of town today. No words

A particular set of skills

Everyone has a memory...

Saw a ditto house in real life

My UPS driver followed the instructions perfectly.

Fed ex..

Stoner Philosophy

There's always a loophole.

Aliens Faking the Earth Landing in 1969

My brother sent me this

She must be the devil's daughter

I can never do it fast enough

Even Santa is over it

People Who Watch The Price Is Right

Let's get lit. Happy chanukah!!

In a paralel universe...

This morning