Official Cat Petting Chart

My daughter gave my son a signed picture of herself for Christmas.

Fast enough even in old age

Just a normal Mayan salaryman

Just a big dick in the middle of Madrid

This tickled my funny bone

My coworker actually uses this.

[redacted]

Wife got me a mask with my boy’s face on it. Not sure whether funny or scary.

This photo was taken on Taneesha's phone

When the exam is too tough

Was given the perfect gift!

Full health

What my cousin thought she was getting from a Facebook ad vs what she got

My wife’s Birthday card makes a pretty good point...

Ahh Yes Memories

Set retro filter to cat levels

Once I was drunk and found even a drunker version of my future self passed out

Good ol' days..

Snorkel susan

This dog got stuck in the car speakers. He’s now a subWoofer.

:^)

Last month I posted a pic of my wife and said if it got gold than I would frame it in my house....well, here ya go

Cats. Am I Right?

Force entry

Yes

bing bong

Women!!! Get better

Wrong time wrong place

Dropped my bottle of Frank's hot sauce from the fridge and the spillage looks like the golden ratio. The universe is trying to tell me something.

Post tits

thx duddy

accurate

#buildbackbetter

Written and directed by: George Lucas

Haha good friends of dimocracy

A poster is nothing but the sum of his OC #TheBig10k

They say perfect man doesn’t exists

Save the children

"Hey girl. Can I have yo numbuh?"

:^)

cabbage seller

BREH

:-(

pp mad

Oh no she dieent!!

I have a question..

What are we doing...

Cat got bonked IRL

quickly leave the sinking ship

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ignoring signs...

Who rents porn?

Trust your eyes.

Write it down god d*mn it

6 years ago today I changed my parents computer background to my Grandmom’s face. They couldn’t figure out how to change it, so it lasted up until it died last year

Kinda

A theatre in Sydney, Australia.

Fitler

I ain't paying 15 bucks for skittles

...yea :)

that barrel is poggers

Accepted

RIP Carl

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBREH

ONLY safe travel this year

He is tall though

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

Still hot so

My math teacher said that we needed to draw a duck on our assignment to receive credit, so this is what I made.

on second thought

I guess Google knows something we don't...

saw a video of a pelican trying to gobble up a whole ass capybara so I had to doodle this

Please guys

The world is a joke

BASED POGGERS

Get sh*t on kid!

harambe v0

Growing my own food

Who the f*ck

Strip club in Vancouver sign following the Storming of the US Capital

⠀⠀⠀⠀

Not sure you want to end that subscription

Get em bois

Thanks, I feel great

Cheers bunny

We don't need karate anymore

Holdup! What?

Well deserved

The sad part is, they're right

Seen in kerrville

Ever get that feeling you are being followed?

Don't finger em!!

The long forgotten chemical compound!

Happy snip-snip day to my husband!

breh

FEAR THE NIPPLE

Gettin' Nasty

Guys, don't hit Bob!

200 IQ