The plant attacked me first!

New set of nightmares

A dog who ate bees and regretted it

Shit is getting weird in this house

Thank you, Augustine. Very cool.

Wake up

Building it bigger *gives* you resourses

I mean.... I'm not wrong

Knight Rider

go green

Now THIS is a cosplay!

"This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico" *takes a healthy shit*

B R E A D

Richard Ayoade is a worldwide treasure

Wholesome

Rocks that look like Cookie Monster

he signed himself into a nursing home

orange man inciting violence like antifa

something stolen for you boys

based

damn bich here you go

Sounds better than what is taught now

I was told to post this here too so here.

Who wants to join?

This for our cattos Duddy and jfjfdu387

This note from my brother to my parents in 1995

Cop training

untitled

Thank God it's not Obama

haha yes

:))

hmm

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You SURE those are the windows you want?!?!

mgs4: war always changes

They’re dreaming

I just cant

Well if they didn’t use made up words this wouldn’t be a problem

So my parents' neighbour had written "LOVE THE EARTH" on his land in rocks. There was a very fortunate storm last night...

hand her over

Is this a good fit?

I went fishing just to relax, but there was so much pressure

‍ ‍ ‍

Zoomed out...

WHAT A LEGEND

United Nations lmao

Dry Spell

COOKKIIEESS!

I'll tell you, just leave me alone

Incel

Watch at your own risk

Mommy's bad because she interrupted my meal

Nutritional advice, brought to you by Target!

mmmmm

They don't grow back for you

I don't like you, never did. Credit: @hannahhillam

I am once again asking for your help...

Continues to rub lamp.

Gotta love the sauce.

Why am I always the 1%

How I’m feeling about 2021.

Anything for money

If the mittens fit...

Canadian parking enforcement doesn’t mess around

I love hot showers!

Office Space

Things that matter

Typical Zeus

Check and mate

Hey! Up here!

The numbers, Mason!

remember gains > horny

This horse statue near my town looks like Jar Jar Binks bustin a nut

Netflix just asked me this. Why yes, yes I am netflix

Just kidding, I don’t fly

I asked my wife where the left vagina is. She didn’t laugh.

who did it better?

My husband presented me with beef and broccoli for dinner. His plating skills are ridickulous!

Ned was no saint

This thought really digs into the relaxation time

yes

Here’s my COVID vaccine card after I forgot it was in my pocket after laundry

From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Child of Cincinnati

excellent

There was flooding where I live recently. Ironic

like should I just throw it away or should I swallow it?

a very unhealthy habit that i can't stop

based and gay

Compromise

Obviously because it's Japanese made

100% factual

chaddd

Creepy joe

based

Every night

For real?

The view over cat mountain is breathtaking at this time of year.

Maybe i'm a robot

Get back thots

"Aquarium Installs Sushi Roll Cylinders For Eels To Slide Into."