shots fired

Girls: guys never understand our signals. Their signals:

don't drop it again

Get the spare!

mfw 7th wine glass this morning

Gamers are the true oppressed people

Now this is an art masterpiece.

haven't we all

:killemeplease:

IT WASN’T ME! I SWEAR!

This ad for avocado oil that showed up on my feed.

good for you buddy

guided by voices

Go home safe

Childhood memries

Couldn’t do this again if I tried

How did we get here?

I told my girlfriend a beautiful lady sat next to me this morning, she got mad at me.

ty cool bug breh

lovin it

Go go Power Rangers!

Schekschischm

Oh no. Bed bugs

If you didn’t think owners looked like their dogs..

Mixed seed packet jacket

Micromanagers

900 BC

itzle

This year's bean pod children harvest has great harmony!

They met online

Typical household budgets.

When even Moulder browses fresh

I am not a smart man. #newlaces

Skeletor also has feelings.

But if I just leave it another 30 seconds it might sort itself out?

Riden' with Biden.

Plastic Bag

Dad jokes...

I think this deserves to be here...

How to act

There’s a lot of comedy in this pic I took today

Dough is another word for money...

jk, unless...

country

My office doesn’t allow pets. I think I found a workaround. His name is Steve.

We found him, but...

Drop that beat

Frost in Texas

these days

Sooo, I DONT have “yellow fever”?

Uno with Granny

This is fatherhood

My United Flight 328 LEGO kit arrived!!

Society.

My grandma's tumbler.

The new USPS trucks look like they're out of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Van Whoa

Importance of technical interviews

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; here’s Jesse from today, who was screaming at his poor dog instead of moving to a different area to talk on the phone:

working class hero

True legends

When in doubt, bri'ish.

Golum hates sting, hates it!

nice

When Star Trek was at its peak.

Is this the horseshoe everyone is going on about?

Outstanding

What did he mean by this?

Existential bread

Mans going places

Communism.

Scalpers

The perfect license plate for the perfect car

These new stonetoss comics be wild.

Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter married since 1946

Typical internal monologue for me

My dog is an idiot but I love her

***ing Martha is a ***

yes

Hate washing cups

I am still here

the states breh like dis too brehs

The grind never stops

EA destroys another franchise

Can someone help me out with this color palette? Need to repaint my walls but there are too many colors to pick from. Was thinking mint green?

relatable

Mini fridge message at 5 star hotel

Good thread

heartwarming

Men over 35 in skinny jeans...

partners all along

Every villain needs a sympathetic backstory these days

Odd-looking blokes everywhere

UWU

Everything changed when fire nation attacked.

Daveman's greatest Invention

Every season I understand fashion less and less.

THOSE SICK ***S

Funny phone

wr any%