I am the Cum God.
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Damn it Janet, let me be!
Ahh yes,the true hero...
BK ain't got no chill
dont do it son
He is the ideal candidate in my opinion
Hello, based department?
My brain is as smooth as Michael Jackson’s moves...
"D'you like it THICK?"
Just a Plumber heading to work.
This carton of chocolate milk got text thats says "maybe smarter to open in the other end"
On The Job
Saw this about two minutes ago. Best thing ever
Doctor, am I sick?
Violation of cat law
The real history they won't teach you
50 shades of The Rock
Dad was complaining that the flow on the watering can was being weird.. I found the culprit
The foreman’s sign at a job site
I'm not the only one seeing the resemblance right?
There were no survivors
Ain't no Mumble Rappers allowed in here.
My wife left her wine bottle unattended, and it was just asking for it.
Rise of the planet of the man
I’m on vacation for a week and asked my neighbor to go check on our cat. He checked on more than that.
The Best Of Marmot Screams
I need a new show
Hitchhiker’s Guide To Social Media
kind reminder to the Superphobes
It's a love/hate relationship
When the teacher says show your work
The shakiest bus ride you'll ever be on.
I don’t know how to process this
I aspire to be as lazy as this person was
My chemistry student tells it like it is.
You can just smell the aroma of that melt
2020 vs. 2021
Blockbuster - a lifetime ago.
My husband & I decided to cosplay... each other.
Sonic got scary
Bro even Duolingo wants me to die
Some things you're just born to do
Whenever celebrities talk about how hard their lives are it just makes me laugh...much less a Royal
Apparently he has a thing for ankles
How to succeed as a YouTuber
Why wont you talk to me?!?!
We made it boys
you don't even see the upvotes then. its amazing
Everybody was too busy at work that they weren't able to notice
My high chubby little weirdo trying to blend in with the carpet after eating 6 leaves of catnip.
Or as I like to call it, child freedom.
Pretending to be a sophisticated, tea-drinking adult while in a zoom meeting, when really...
Been there, done that. Found this gem on insta
Hägar talks to the real Horrible
The universal pandemic experience: eating garbage and falling asleep on the nearest comfortable thing
The new neighbors seem friendly
Funny magnet I found while on vacation
The house always wins!
My girlfriend and I got a PlayStation 5 so naturally we did a fake maternity and newborn shoot with it.
Try again bro, plz
I wish I had these when my wife was pregnant
not in my house
Upper management came to supervise the vehicle repair.
Custom Unspeakable Milk
"Mum your lightsaber isn't working"
Stefon knows his shots
Up in here, up in here!
one f*ck two f*ck red f*ck blue f*ck
Growing up in Canada with UK parents
I don't know how I managed without this book
talk about a shitpost
Am I the weird one for expecting this to rhyme?
My sweater as a kid in Iraq
HIMYM characters and their mental issues
When your obachan was a duelist
Great, I've been looking for a place to sacrifice children.