dont do it son

He is the ideal candidate in my opinion

Hello, based department?

My brain is as smooth as Michael Jackson’s moves...

"D'you like it THICK?"

Crazy Tuesday

Just a Plumber heading to work.

This carton of chocolate milk got text thats says "maybe smarter to open in the other end"

On The Job

Saw this about two minutes ago. Best thing ever

Doctor, am I sick?

Violation of cat law

The real history they won't teach you

50 shades of The Rock

Dad was complaining that the flow on the watering can was being weird.. I found the culprit

365 days

The foreman’s sign at a job site

big mongus

I'm not the only one seeing the resemblance right?

poor ppl

There were no survivors

Ain't no Mumble Rappers allowed in here.

My wife left her wine bottle unattended, and it was just asking for it.

Rise of the planet of the man

I’m on vacation for a week and asked my neighbor to go check on our cat. He checked on more than that.

The Best Of Marmot Screams

I need a new show

Hitchhiker’s Guide To Social Media

kind reminder to the Superphobes

It's a love/hate relationship

When the teacher says show your work

The shakiest bus ride you'll ever be on.

Whaaaaaa whaaa

Fighting demons.

I don’t know how to process this

I aspire to be as lazy as this person was

My chemistry student tells it like it is.

Supercomputer

You can just smell the aroma of that melt

2020 vs. 2021

Blockbuster - a lifetime ago.

My husband & I decided to cosplay... each other.

Sonic got scary

Bro even Duolingo wants me to die

Some things you're just born to do

lel

Whenever celebrities talk about how hard their lives are it just makes me laugh...much less a Royal

Haggling

Apparently he has a thing for ankles

Haircut Anyone?

How to succeed as a YouTuber

Yeah.

Why wont you talk to me?!?!

No context.......

We made it boys

I'm 12...

you don't even see the upvotes then. its amazing

Everybody was too busy at work that they weren't able to notice

My high chubby little weirdo trying to blend in with the carpet after eating 6 leaves of catnip.

Or as I like to call it, child freedom.

Pretending to be a sophisticated, tea-drinking adult while in a zoom meeting, when really...

True.

Been there, done that. Found this gem on insta

Hägar talks to the real Horrible

The universal pandemic experience: eating garbage and falling asleep on the nearest comfortable thing

The new neighbors seem friendly

Funny magnet I found while on vacation

The house always wins!

My girlfriend and I got a PlayStation 5 so naturally we did a fake maternity and newborn shoot with it.

Try again bro, plz

I wish I had these when my wife was pregnant

not in my house

Answer please

America fat

Upper management came to supervise the vehicle repair.

Custom Unspeakable Milk

yep

"Mum your lightsaber isn't working"

fat shaming

Stefon knows his shots

Rescue dog

lobby

Up in here, up in here!

one f*ck two f*ck red f*ck blue f*ck

Growing up in Canada with UK parents

I don't know how I managed without this book

talk about a shitpost

Destiny awaits

Am I the weird one for expecting this to rhyme?

My sweater as a kid in Iraq

HIMYM characters and their mental issues

Fighting Windmills

When your obachan was a duelist

pineapples

Great, I've been looking for a place to sacrifice children.

hitchhiking

His punches have the power of kicks!

HEY DOES ANYO-

why

Just doing his thing