My friend telling me...

new movie?

I felt like this dog once

Even the noodles want to be shared.

School day

Bri'ish

How to explain Normal Distribution to a bro at the gym

Sorry but I'm off the Market

Seems like it

Oops

Why can’t that happen to me?

Chronology

Existence is suffering.

Don’t forget to Spring ahead!

isn't it strange?

Newly-Redesigned Oscar® statuette

GOTTEM i could totally do your job @Von lol

A Stupid Question

one more

Neighbour missed the recycling bin...

Give her the diploma already

Bore-out emergency kit

This burger spot named their burgers after office supplies so you can expense them to your job

A photo of Superman discovering his greatest power.

“Vodquila”, ladies and gentlemen!

Who are the teachers out there?

Put in the work, Satan!

Costco is healing

A pair pair of scissors? A set pair of scissors? A couple pair of scissors?

Welcome to Jurassic Park!

This "Awareness" pamphlet in Nepal

I'm stuck with them elephant tiddies

My cat got stuck today.

Was going through old family files and found this lovely keepsake, written by my eldest sister....

Differences On How People Shop After One Year

Short term memory & quick wit go hand in hand.

I think my Macbook is having an existential crisis

Only way to get Americans to do anything -

My brother was asking about my meds so I sent him this

It's so old, but the first time I saw it it was so freakin' funny.

Triangle! Triangle!

sounds like a good idea

In honor of Marjorie

Coffee first, talk after

The winner of this week's Caption Contest

It’s party thyme.

:^)

A Tesla equipped with a 'Range Extender'

Is it even worth it bros? Just make fun of each other like proper shitposters

Just waiting for the results now....

"we have to solve this Problem quick"

Wait, still translating title of this post in my mind

He was wrong!

Only one per state allowed. *chefs kiss*

That is my life in a single foreign word.

I can believe this

Dad joke intensifies*

:'(

Damn it Janet, let me be!

Special sanitizer

Feelings untold

Ahh yes,the true hero...

BK ain't got no chill

dont do it son

He is the ideal candidate in my opinion

Hello, based department?

My brain is as smooth as Michael Jackson’s moves...

"D'you like it THICK?"

Crazy Tuesday

Just a Plumber heading to work.

This carton of chocolate milk got text thats says "maybe smarter to open in the other end"

On The Job

Saw this about two minutes ago. Best thing ever

Doctor, am I sick?

Violation of cat law

The real history they won't teach you

50 shades of The Rock

Dad was complaining that the flow on the watering can was being weird.. I found the culprit

365 days

The foreman’s sign at a job site

big mongus

I'm not the only one seeing the resemblance right?

poor ppl

There were no survivors

Ain't no Mumble Rappers allowed in here.

My wife left her wine bottle unattended, and it was just asking for it.

Rise of the planet of the man

I’m on vacation for a week and asked my neighbor to go check on our cat. He checked on more than that.

The Best Of Marmot Screams

I need a new show

Hitchhiker’s Guide To Social Media

kind reminder to the Superphobes

It's a love/hate relationship

When the teacher says show your work

The shakiest bus ride you'll ever be on.

Whaaaaaa whaaa

Fighting demons.

I don’t know how to process this

I aspire to be as lazy as this person was

My chemistry student tells it like it is.