Best I can do is exile

My 10-year-old just Rick Rolled his 5th grade class.

That time at my 36th birthday, when my husband made me go on stage with all the other birthday boys and girls. That is the face of mortification.

Just build a cantenna

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 545 ✓

It feels appropriate.

The ends don't justify the means

City of many fruits

Anon is emphatic

Just slap some footage into an "avenger special" and use the $500b it makes for war reparations

Keep your METAphorical mouth shut

oh no

something something high ground

Demons, man

The aren't playin...

Go Armies !

They said third time was a charm... We'll never know

They would have loved to pay it back

It's also Ferrari branded

Ah shit. Here we go again.

only applies to America of course

For some reason nobody in the office wants this kiwi fruit.

Kids be like:

this man is pure creativity

Virgin Protects Border vs Chad blows up border

pfft...

Bernie Sanders threatens Obama in an attempt to secure the Democrat nomination for president

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Do you have any idea how hard it is to get high off canned bread?

I guess things are pretty serious now

piss and fart

is 40000 rubles enough comrade?

fast and the

Imagine needing twitter approval for everything you do

Live, laugh, love and here’s a tree

The Fresh Prince of Moscow

I am an introvert.

I can hear them...

A shit, here we go again.

Itz non of dein busines

Eat pussy

Not many colonial monarchs drafted legislature that made indigenous languages the official language of their respective colonies.

The King...

I want you to know that I have power over you, but choose not to use it

How does this guy keep finding new ways to be creative

Certified chads

The only protagonist unaffected by Eren.

Russian Admiral Vasili Arkhipov. Please stop the nukes again

pkmn

Bruhhhh.......

I mean this in terms of popularity

The Greek letters smile in the background

work both ways.

International man of misery

It's OC, so by law you have to upvote

It's not gonna be a fun time for them ruskies....

Damn we have so many romcoms airing this April

Farmer is now farming tanks

Hippity hoppity, your million dollar military vehicles are now Ukrainian property.

took too ***ing long

Gay man sees a naked woman for the first time in his life, 2013

"A True Story" by Lucian of Samosata

That doesn’t count

I mean just look at that shit! It goes faster and faster!

It was those dang molotov ***tails that destroyed the tanks.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 544 ✓

This joke has probably been done to death, but the Swiss defined armed neutrality, and by god did they stick to that policy

Allied troops liberating Nazi concentration camps:

Hell of a way to say you have a needle dick.

OCOld format, but it checks out

The character creation screen from the 2015 Bethesda game 'Fallout 4'.

anon is lonely

The best time of the year for completing all those things you've been putting off

Pulled this out of my pocket and went "When did I get a $100 bill?"

Found one of these in the wild. Can confirm smell was horrendous.

Say sike

Time to trade their navy for Pepsi again

They were just pretending to be scared so russia would underestimate them.

got me worried for a second

My Dietician told me to use smaller plates for my meals, which would help me control my portion size…

cheese

And I do not care about any of them

I was reading reviews for dog bones on Amazon and...

I asked him what was wrong and he said, “I can’t”

Buddy asked me to touch up his old science fair photo.... Didn't say how, though.

media

heavy is the burger that wears the crown

One donut to rule them all!

Ah yes, Wendy's, where we value our employees.

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huh

figs

Kyiv

90s babies, are you okay?

One of these things is not a cat

muslim hagrid

Kek

And here I thought someone else could be blamed this time

:-)

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