to be short and funny! Chill AK sounds
My daughter told me we only had a little milk left in the fridge.
"it's just a part of their culture" yeah that's always been the problem. there's even a word for that.
Romans plan to crucify Jesus, 30 AD.
What happened here?? Wrong answer only!
Get back to your energy pod
Found this inside the fueling panel of a private jet.
Some things can’t be unseen
The experience of every men
no more binge
It’s so obvious! She’s angry in one and not angry in the other!
Based. On suicide statistics
Never felt more single in my life
What drives a person to do this?!
I'd like to make my side of the argument, but...
Applied for a job today
Review for a local rug store
To be fair he was being sus
Let’s not forget about this
It’s honestly so sad what happened
He locked himself in the closet, but he resolved it and is ready to come out
This really isn't a meme. I'm just trying to process my grief right now
Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinking
Charles Darwin publishes his theory of evolution in “On the Origin of Species.”
Tell me more…
Poorly describe an anime, others wil guess what it is.
When I heard it I fell in love instantly
Someone listened to the audiobook huh?
The night Beetlejuice died. 1968
Best way to transition to republic IMO
Nothing like watching the chaos unfold
Good Sketchy boy.
The Dinosaur's final attempt at stopping that damn asteroid
And if you found one with both Autobot and Decepticon stamps it was like "confused stonks.png"
It doesn't matter if you're enjoying the company
Legens of the metro
The content would be WILD.
John Wayne in Provincetown, on a quest to find his most genuine self. He found it! 1959
Yeah, literally nobody cares.
thank whatever deity it's over
What excuse could you possible have?
Does anyone use this?
Elon Musk is the 21st century Thomas Edison.
You listen to all genres? Seriously? ALL of them?
Saving some bucks
Just a Tribute
I really don’t know but he’s everywhere today.
I don't even watch MHA nor do I care but the hypocrisy triggered me.
The 4 horsemen of indie games. Subjective opinion of course.
Just local things
How to lose an election in one photo:
Italy Bad Ha Ha
It takes 30 minutes to get there. I’ll be there in 10.
Wait, I'm here too
Walked in my room and saw my brother left me a message with my gummy bears
Y’all wanna trade?
Randomly made food, offered some to my wife, she said sure I'll take a tiny little bit!
Honestly Christianity and Islam have way more in common than either does with Judaism
"hey dad, if you get an attendance call from school..." a text from son, who's currently stuck in an elevator with 5 friends
Calling George Washington "the first fascist" was a bad idea.
how things have changed
2 Months before the Catastrophe.
who will help me find it?
Clap to the Future
g l u e
Winston Churchill's epic daily routine
How stupid are people?
What do you call half a million dead babies?
I ***ing love cats, send me cat pictures
Based Gonzalo Guerrero
if I'm wrong then end me
Clearly not the outpouring of support and patriotism he anticipated
Family guy the movie
I uh... have no words. Still hot tho.
What a group
P A R K O U R !
The Andrew Tate Faction
"Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other."-aka the greatest bromance in US History
You know what websites I’m referring to here.
This man almost bankrupted Spain from one voyage
A bit Offensive to good citizens I guess.
It's still part of a balanced breakfast