"hey dad, if you get an attendance call from school..." a text from son, who's currently stuck in an elevator with 5 friends

Norden Bombsight

Calling George Washington "the first fascist" was a bad idea.

how things have changed

2 Months before the Catastrophe.

who will help me find it?

Clap to the Future

g l u e

Winston Churchill's epic daily routine

How stupid are people?

title

What do you call half a million dead babies?

I ***ing love cats, send me cat pictures

Based Gonzalo Guerrero

if I'm wrong then end me

Clearly not the outpouring of support and patriotism he anticipated

Family guy the movie

What happened!!

Headshot +50XP

I uh... have no words. Still hot tho.

AAaaaaaaaaaa

What a group

P A R K O U R !

The Andrew Tate Faction

"Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other."-aka the greatest bromance in US History

You know what websites I’m referring to here.

This man almost bankrupted Spain from one voyage

A bit Offensive to good citizens I guess.

It's still part of a balanced breakfast

ㅤ

This is not the way of space

A Girl and her Dog ☺️

Byzantine monk spies sent by Emperor Justinian I discover how silk is made

Imagine waiting so long to abolish slavery that Mussolini does it for you

Virgin fight against everyone vs Chad have one or two civil war every century and still get to be a empire

Debates in 2022: what is a woman?

People gonna disagree so much

Crispy Meme #922

Dogwalkers be like

Poor guy was held hostage but died in captivity, and the pirates auctioned off his kilogram model

Old joke, new punchline.

Real footage of the Gays™ protecting the kingdom from Zeus‘ attack

I slept 10 hours

A tale of two men

IRL eye test for "I want to speak with the manager" types

Slacktivists discover Twitter

The enemy of my enemy is my disposable minion army

Age 20, finally happened

My professor had mixed feelings about you, Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, and Missouri.

Soviets, Confederates, and Axis powers were all formidable foes, but ultimately took on massively outsized economies they had no real hope of ever beating

Jesus H. Christ prepares to deliver the "People's Elbow" on Satan in Wrestlemania 13

Their last deployment during 1866 Austro-Prussian war before disbanding their army in 1868

Sting of betrayal

Immediate destruction

Use the I properly

Someone offered me a “Bag of Coke” at a concert last night.

It's definitely a great thing.... probably.

Widukind rebellion go brrr

The sword effect

I don't understand French

I was WAY too young to be watching anime back then

Boomers that don't understand technology need to get out of politics.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 878 ✓

soldiers, SALUTE!!!

An old Chinaman once said...

I am sure this black and stringy meat is normal

Oldschool Posting

Have to go with Meth-Z

My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

Battle of Alesia in a nutshell:

But why is it legal at all?

Well, when nothing else works!

Who should I put my trust on? A tough choice

Don’t deny it

I'm Brazilian and can confirm this is true

*** off and start paying them more, you greedy ***s

Must have been confusing

The French asking for a surrender ...

My dad has owned this kind of hammer for more than 25 years, and he doesn't have a clue.

Snappy snap

Posted again because of spelling mistake

Don't need it? Don't use it!

Who had the Better Parents from Colonial Birth to Today?

Dead sea copper scrolls, is prob just an ancient troll

Giving your friend beer to help you move is a tradition over 6000 years old

John Cena get drafted to fight against Germany, 1940

Ah my O word

Pick ups lines

The first time a Concorde went into heat 1973.

do you like girls

Truly an outstanding movie

A Spurned Decision

I want to fly on a broom.

War is hell

If one is to understand the great mystery one must study all its aspects

A Polish Legion soldier in France, 1940

What should be his nickname in jail?

dedication

The invention of milkshakes cirka 1922

absolutely no rizz