@comfy

EAT THE BURGER / GET IN THE BED / HAVE THE SEX

Bro doesnt set alarm he hears the sun rising

horniness... finds a way

Starting from tomorrow of course

A book bloke, even

This is a hate crime

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hard life

Cool party ngl

For all the bros out there

the dust

*gay stuff*

@Serviceman

Hail Santanas

Society

The other guy isn't getting moving, he's just getting errect

ooga booga

hell yeah

Ancient humans

Y’all are inhumane

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It’s colonizing time

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bowl

But what if it makes him fat?

Morning

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We don't wanna see them either

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Hardly working

There is always a solution

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But only one with vaporeon

and again

Without a based center, cringe accumulates

Flowcharts

help online

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TBF, my dad looks nothing like a roman statue

Based

already taken

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like planed

bleach

For the Queen!!!

turks

Bros...

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eva

And an Entomologist

yes

It's over

No way!!!

Dang!

Is the series any good?

Funny dog 2

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I'm simply not there

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Include it in your manifesto as well

Tally ho

Men only want 2 things

hmm

Sanrio

hmmmm

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Potatos are peak vegetable

hehe

Time to groom their parents I guess

hammer time

Unbless you

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feels in the rain

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yes

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9 volts are hard to come by

A hero steps up for the job

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

My Style Is Ri-dic-dic-diculous-ulous-ulous

They think the world is a fruit on a big tree

This dog is cooler than all of us combined

A man can dream

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It's easier with the help of a potion (whiskey)

term limits

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namaste brehs

breh

Dreaming

shameful

Can someone do it already? I want UFO-accurate laser tanks

Literally me