Smooth

let's have the next summit summit in an incinerator

> look at phone for the duration

lel

This bacon was air dried using ventilation shaft

magic number

and then he just stood there for a minute

some yall probably like this except aint ya brehs

Not funny

  

Get low

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The original "babe would you still love me if I was a worm?"

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They are making an example out of him

Ay caramba!

It just works

Getting my Masters

Doctor Doom is there. They have no chance

real

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breh

You can, but may not

Might as well post it too

Schizophrenic dog

Optimus

Good decisions come from wisdom. Wisdom comes from experience. Experience comes from bad decisions.

   

Nice

This pic is a few years old, I wonder if Hoeflation has changed these prices

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From his game "Among Us 2"

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Always minmaxing my build

Meme language

It could just be one hell of a bluff

No yard time for a week

Bóbr kurwa

"Hello sir, this is Steve Williams from Microsoft support." - Mahatma Gandhi

ggg

Just release skyrim 2, Todd

mom

OSHA

I got the job done today my frens!

Kinetic energy transfer

Leon did nothing wrong

A man has needs

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"I shall be departing to partake in some coitus with your mother. Tally ho!"

Next you say that you want to log on your computer without an internet connection.

she would in fact undergo mitosis instantaneously. This is how they breed.

+5 frost damage per second

Hold up... does that mean...

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Velly Honaboru

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It do be based sometimes

I actually walk fast

This meme predates the Las Vegas Sphere. Sorry for any confusion

Today is opposite day

Why'd you tie him up in the trunk? He's still breathing!

turn off all the clocks at my house so time stops and I can continue to live

It's happy hour somewhere

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Don't make me tap the sign

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beep

my breh gluten ain dunuffin breh

If Allah isn't real, why did everything began with an explosion

The Great Jebrehdiaj

Fart Kontrol

Behold…

german italian japanese polish dutch french portuguese african = Brazilian™

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Locoste

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Mammy milkers

They also work themselves to death and burn it all off.

Jeez what a dumb ***

The Kids seeing me bury a prostitute i killed

Nope! This is the ***penguin 3000

Friend of a friend pulled the emergency killswitch during a drive one time

Good

What was the color of the bear?

What back muscles?

am 

Thanks, Gordon

You know what they say, big chalice, small wand, am I right my fellow conjurers, haha

Based gf

"Hello Zuzu"

80% more key per key

The West has Fallen

MSDOS (Compiled from source)

Maybe they are doing an extra shitty job on purpose?

I would think of the gorilla meme

What kind of dad would publish his deceased daughter's private diary for money?

serious meme