Most wildfires are caused by people.... And many of those on purpose.

A real gigga!

I'd like to see them try put all the taxpayers, they so desperately need to fund their failing system, in jail.

They can't jail all of them, can they?

Mossad agents seeing that male Europeans have been making serious allegations or jokes regarding Israel since they were 14...

While the rest of the male population is muslim and actively praying for Allah to smite Israel.

"Sir, about those jewish lobbies pushing immigration policies since Zangwill... Uhm... It's backfiring.... Quite hard, actually."

"No worries, agent Schlomovik. We'll let whitey fight and die in the war protecting us."

"Uhm, well, you see... There's hardly any whitey left willing to do so, sir Bigbankerstein. They turned... Kinda brownish, so to speak."

"Damn it... Those crazy internet racists with their brown girlfriends seem to have the last laugh after all... Unless? Quick, everyone! To the Zuckerbunkers on Epstein's secret archipelago! We'll k'vetch at a later time! Oyyy! Oyyyy!"

Damn, Patrick finally bought Dorsia... Good for him.

Basically yeah.

The funny part is that a huge amount of muslims also believe that God cursed Judas for betraying Jesus and ratting him out to the Romans by giving him the face of Jesus the moment the Romans came to arrest him... While he pulled Jesus to heaven in order to get him out.

Ending with Judas on the cross while the common folk present thinking it was Jesus.

They already are. It's called inflation.

"I'm telling you, kid. Hugelol IS the funniest place in the entire universe. You should totally go there. Changed my life."

Goyslop*

LASAGNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!