SKOOLKNIGHT · 3 points ·
Seems like Neil Armstrong has some serious explaining to do to us honest Hugelollers.

SKOOLKNIGHT · 1 points ·
That is a cute cat btw.

Impressive. Very nice.

SKOOLKNIGHT · 1 points · *
I can respect people who have earned wealth, made and preserve something good and worthwhile... But no. She basically rents a horse. So I do not think she was rich, at all.

She was complaining that it was very expensive.

The issue was that, I suppose, my complete lack of filter.
I asked her if she ever wanted to have kids, in the future...
One might think that's a strange question to ask on a first date but I usually don't plan on playing around with people.

She said she doesn't want kids. I suppose it's hip these days.

Being sincere, I told her I don't plan to invest my time, resources, attention, efforts and myself in someone who doesn't want kids, because that would be stupid of me since I would like to have kids with my partner later.

Ofcourse, I told her this in a polite manner (I hope) but without beating around the bush.

Anyway, we had fun talking etc and I remember that her eyes were really pretty. She had the rare combo of light blue with yellow pigments in it, usually it forms green eyes but the yellow pigment was distinct from the blue. Strange but beautiful effect. She was pretty all in all but the eyes were rare. Black hair, white skin. Decent body. Slender but curvy. Tall but smaller than me. Not that I would have an issue with a woman taller than me.

Ofcourse, being the hypocrite dumbass that I can be, that tiny voice inside of me that urged me to grab every chance to f*ck her brains out, took over and asked, against my own better judgement, her out for a potential second date, right at the end, after I planned to leave and let things be for what they truly are.

Not that I was in love with her or anything. I did enjoy the company and, for some strange reason at the moment, I saw no ail in wanting to bang her. And it's not like I had better things to do.

Ofcourse, not much to my surprise, given all the things I said previously, she respectfully declined. For the better lol. I was actually relieved though it was a little blow to my RIZZ FACTOR, which is kinda non-existent most of the time. I can't fake rizz, well, I can but I won't.

I have to say that the moment she said she would not want kids, ever, was a total dealbreaker to me, and my interest or attraction plummeted like a crashing plane, and I assume it was written all over my face the moment she said that. I am explicit in not hiding reaction or intent. Ofcourse, I also told her literally that it was a dealbreaker halfway during the date lol.

But hey, plenty of fish in the sea.

Oblivion background music plays as I walk away*
End credits roll*

SKOOLKNIGHT · OP · 2 points ·
"Now I'm telling these son-of-a-***es that we respect the Japanese of this country, who are honest businessmen. And yeah, this is the land of opportunity for legitimate business, not for death merchants who distribute drugs to our children through schools and on the streets. Now I'm telling these mother***ers that if they continue killing our children to make their precious millions that they deposit in their secret Swiss bank accounts, counselor, before your last suit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags and ship them back to Japan for fertilizer. Got it?"

- Literally me

SKOOLKNIGHT · 1 points ·
Agent SilverTalon17, you are going off course. Come in, over.

Agent SilverTalon17, you are entering Israeli airspace. We order you to turn back ASAP!

Agent SilverTalon17, we are getting readings that your AGM-114 Hellfire missiles are fired! WHAT DID YOU FIRE AT!?

"Tel Aviv."

SKOOLKNIGHT · 2 points ·
The future is now, old man!

SKOOLKNIGHT · 1 points ·
I went on a date with a horse girl once... ONCE was more than enough.

The only horse girls that can be trusted, from my account, are farmer girls... Or who have a rich family that owns a ranch.

SKOOLKNIGHT · OP · 1 points ·
Now, back to honing my skills with the NIPPON sword!

My trusty katana. HEE-YAH!

SKOOLKNIGHT · OP · 1 points ·
I see.

SKOOLKNIGHT · OP · 1 points · *
Those V1 and V2 rockets sure can't hold a candle to your average knoife, mate.


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