You best start believing in White cultures... You're in one.

"That will be 243 dollars."

It's called cheating.

Turn a single copy of Snake-Eye Ash and any discard fodder into a board featuring Apollousa, Bow of the Goddess with 3 negates, S:P Little Knight, I:P Masquerena, and a set Snake-Eye Flamberge Dragon???

That sounds ASININE!

We ARE PLAYING a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!

The monster with the higher attack points BEATS the monster with the lower attack points, a black hole wipes the entire field, monster reborn revives a monster from the graveyard, pot of greed allows you to draw two more cards and three blue eyes white dragons MAKE A SINGLE BIG DRAGON.

Now THAT'S how you play a game of them Joe GI Joes.