I can relate, having recently moved from San Diego to Colorado

Awww they grow up so fa...HOLY FRENCH MYY LIFEEEE

ain't not even mad

Ohh Germany

Tragic.

USA lost in its own game

*** is raiding us with porn

It was that smoothness that got him in bed with her in the first place

He should have just done it anyway.

Now tickle him so he can... or hit him with a table tennis bat, that works too.

When I recommend my Mexican gardener to our neighbours...

Women learn how to deal with depression early on

guards! get those clones!

Good news everyone

Winter is *ahem* coming

Lookin like she bout to drop the realest bars of her life

this is the device which turns americans into europeans

In the way camel.

Jennifer Lawrence everybody

You had one job

All hail the king of awkward

wait ... what?

whitedad on dogs.

Roman,you stupid hater!

In the near future

Coolest *** on the block.

If only he knew...

I think this guy is the Truth from gta san andreas

If this was an RPG there’d definitely be something happening with that wall.

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

Harry is an ***

those damm karma ***s!

damn white people

What is this leg day you speak of?

Tbh I thought that, too.

Can you not.

"Wait, was that our flag?"

WHO ARE YOU GUY!?

Yes! Yes my lord!

The most wonderful time of the year

Well, a queens got needs...

GUYS, CODE RED, WE HAVE ANOTHER TEN HERE!

Anon believes in an afterlife

Good advice

Gandalf falls asleep.

Don't mind me, just taking a swim.

does this makes any sence?

D:

Inspiration from Video Game.

the two points of view

for no reason in particular i was looking at a list of nocturnal animals on wikipedia and

there is such a thing as being too polite

Well how are they gonna evolve if we just keep pushing em back in?

I miss my computer

Caring dads always lube.

i can have all the sex i want

hugelol comments never fails me

This is why I love Jason Segel

Tumblr is so eggcellent

He's hurting himself and those around him! :o

and this is why USA's military is the worst

Bloody 'Muricans

And of course scumbag brain does it every time

When photoshop is used by evil forces...

Me in da club

Merry ***ing Christmas

*Nervousness intensifies*

When America finally stopped bothering other nations

I would go now if they did that

I'd eat that cow

How can rainbows be real if clouds aren't real.

120% freedom

The truth has been revealed

Mario is a dick.

seahorsemaid maternity tests

***ing jack

Shaq poked reactions

When your crush tells you she loves you too

My life accoplishments

Now that's a good shoot

that's what the government wants you to think

The magic conch shell told them to get high

nein you didn't

The similarity is astonishing

FEEL THE BURN

Epic dick burn in 3, 2, 1

Dark Souls IRL

Season greetings from chuck

In soviet russia you punish first then save the woman

They didgeridid it

Disney- Where dreams come true!

Player two has entered the game

had you ever pun so hard?

[lazer chasing intensifies]

How rich people have fun

Buffering

Apparently the Spanish version of signs have to have a moustache

I would love to poison her ivy

Baseball bats can be used as magic wards, too.

Is this the edge or did I go over it?