Goose bumps

Meshuggcken, my first post after years of regular observation

Just like the simulations

The fact!!

I'm so ready for October.

How To Hug

Bring your child to work day.

Hello and goodbye

Mysteries of the ocean

Robot tries...

And they are still going to be excited about it

It was JarJar all this time

No forks given

Been waiting to post this!

Something tells me they aint diggin for gold

When you use the wrong cheat code in GTA.

When "she" says

I remember my first time

Party never ends

that

Seemed like the obvious answer

Always a Little Worrying...

updoc

Art on internet

Google is ***ing useless

Dejavu... oh wait

Research shows

The philosophers of our generation

No seriously...

How wonder women hides her sword

It's all ogre now

when a psychic reads my mind

yes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Glorious Leader

Fight the bourgeoisie

"Note to Self:"

Inception

Purchased a big bag of starburst.

I got this "fill in the blank" mothers day card, I thought I should be honest...

shhhh karen

christian necklaces

Helping a brother out

Groundposting

The best decision in my life

How did she get here?

Correction

You underestimate my high ground

Ironic

Letting down

Mohammed has the greatest fidget ألعاب الأطفال

This children's "learn-to-read book" got dark real fast

Look at the difference!

Megan Fox 2.0

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUNN DUNN ♫

Savage.

Was listening to Melissa Etheridge and looked up lesbian rock and this was the first thing that came up.

Just unwinding from a hard day at the office.

My child's kindergarten teacher and her husband

Me always

You work retail?

Hitch*** on television

Sales is an art.

Never open a naming contest to the public.

Get well soon.

Maurice Sendak, beloved author and illustrator, passed away five years ago today. This is one of my favorite quotes of his.

*Then

"Carol, i just dont don't understand why we hav..." "Shut up and do it Becky!"

Hahahahahahhahahaha

Was making a quick trip to cvs. Wife said , "Can you get me clear nail polish..... Don't worry, you'll see it."

These kept me alive throughout my whole life..

Google will always be there for you when you forget that persons name

My friend, who is a 5th grade teacher, received this Thank You note from student.

Do it.

When your mom makes your Halloween costume.

NAD Lyfe! ✊

DON'T DRINK IT.

The perfect recipe

I'm a Star Wars fan, and my wife a Disney fan. She had an idea to stack our novelty cups.

Which is obviously true

That's really good to know Janet

Autism simulator

Why read the title, when you could read the post

"I checked EVERYWHERE!"

The goddamn disrespect

When you're not paying attention, and the teacher calls on you

Used faceapp on my dog. Im now terrified..

I was trying to figure out what a certain kind of stones were for...

Minecraft is my new bae.

When the housing crisis becomes too real

Wait, did you say 6'4"

Expected

✌

An Emotional Stripper

You done messed up...

baguette

So cancelled a subscription today

Isn't our solar system beautiful?

Amy Schumer Steals Jokes

Library secrets