Creepy dude + Brazil’s mascot

Low budget

My boyfriend’s dad woke up to find the remains of one of his dog’s toys covering the house.

Water vs Alcohol explained

Only some of you will get this. It’s almost the 4th.

Just guy things.

Lesson!

No captains

Strong People

Its vision is based on movement

Nirvana.

Father-to-be arrived hung over to the maternity shoot

Anon doesn't pay attention

I would had opened for it.

My wife wanted me to get a new lamp that was Disney related to match the majority of our 3 month old daughters room..

Adult store sign

My personality

Kids say the darndest things. My 6 year old grabbed the leopard pillow and yelled, "Look daddy! A pillow made out of mommy's underwear! "

The Popeye movie we deserve

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand...

Bear is move very fast

everything your hearth desires ❤

Virginia’s Cares

Brain.exe stoped working

Bot attempts to write an episode of Triple D

Venti mistake

Neymar questionable for next game after team picture leaves him writhing in pain.

I think the word you’re looking for is ‘cylinder’

Marco....

Well that's a shame

Hot and juicy

The first idea is always the hardest...

Made a custom keyboard suited to my needs.

This Amazon review is perfect

Texting while driving.

When you subscribe during a live stream on Twitch

For the win!

Everything but my company!

Every time I have a problem...

Jojos beetzarre adventure

Summer Body Dreams

Opening day of zucchini Season.

These genetically modified creatures must be stopped!

Grandma is a traitor!

Posting this from my personal phone booth.

These employees at NASA totally look like they're about to drop the most fire mixtape in the galaxy

The battle continues...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

facts

Seven years ago, USA TODAY gave us the greatest newspaper graphic of all time

Performance Anxiety

Blue Suede Shoes

worth the wait

my type of soccer game

Have a look at this robot reading a book.

Cannibalism 2018

We're hitting cancer levels that shouldn't even be possible

i want to die

Aliens are coming!

Yes that's how it is...

New level of baking

I hope it helps

wolf

London Underground Weather Update

pulp

relatable

yeeet

This is so sad, can we hit delivery boys?

He is a good Spotter...LOL

The most wonderful thing in the whole wide world

I'll never forgive the ToddHowardese!

You Have Respect Man

"He's just standing there, menacingly"

wow

Power move, indeed

Oof

sexy

Game of the Year

the implication

Kill me, kill me now

Is that even a question

This is thine dick in a box

This is D&D, not Philosophy 101

Best fortune

Scotty nooooooo

Final Fantasy VII (1997)

I can show you the wayyy

hue

Happiest Grannies

xxxdoodleion

I'm so lonely. I need friends...

When you are single for so long anything starts to look good....

Ah yes.. “Just buy a new one”

Emu

Finally found the square root.

How’s it feel, ***?

Mozart was a Mad Lad himself

Can’t let the demons get me

Goodbye cruel world!

My parents took my sister and her friends paint-balling for her birthday. My dad’s not really the aggressive type....