Upvote if true

Luck be in the air

Just bite them

This sign at my old job outside the employee bathroom. Bathrooming is hard.

Rudolf Hess

How my nephew learned about electricity

@Tacos

Technically it's digestive fluid

Good game

That’s unfortunate

Errors in The Big Bang Theory

The instructions on this shirt I bought today

When you press "Disable Flash"

You can't beat both

Not even on Halloween

Forty is the new forty

Nutella from hell

Necromancer School 101

Oof

So, I look like an overweight man with a Burt Reynolds sized mustache?

Opt

Hopefully Cyanide

Brutal Cop

Poor Jr

wait a minute

I vote for the spooky leader

Whoever she's texting, that dude is in trouble.

I'll be there for you

Reborn

Newborn Sumatran rhinos look like old stuffed animals

fair enough

Man I wonder

Im gonna be a jedi master!

And a Legend is born.

Ya filthy animal!

So proud of myself

Not cool my guy

Lets put a smile on that face!

Switzerland during WW2

Really they dont

What home is

I don’t answer phone calls anymore.. ever! Unless of course it’s the pizza delivery guy.

Magic mixed with physics.

Ultimate f*ck up

Marriage Struggles

Friend broke his leg in a dirt bike accident this weekend. Pharmacist has no chill.

Stolen meme but this is me and my datemate to a tee and I wanted to share :P

Also he blacc

Swine!!!

Hue

now thats a good adaptation

We went to Home Depot today, I asked my wife if she wanted to duck down this isle for a Quickie. She rolled her eyes and kept walking.

*drools*

R.I.P

;-;

Well that kinda failed

Nyanpasu ~

Like cmon

Monday again.....

heh

Well....

Camo level 100

My wishes!!!

Buyer wrote: “I got this tank top from Amazon. But they sent me a dress. On the plus side though, it does make my ass look great.”

No sh!t!

Never going to give you up

Cursed breakfast

Clattering Onion

Like this if you like cats :3

Mr. Clean

How to cleanup feed? Anyone?

Quote of the year kiddo

Where did you get this?

Thinking frog

Once I saw it, I could not unsee the vagineck.

Well, babies *are* scary

Thanks Ben!

My last cross stitch project.

Relatable Bart

Buddy...

Every plane movie

And left lol

Got a picture with cam newton today

When your mom thinks she found your vape

Same last name...What a coincidence!

Goggly eyes make everything better

Oui oui

When my husband picks our teenage daughter up from a friend’s house.

Oof

Oh god damnit

Calm before the storm

Bet the bully had the high ground tho

Can’t handle it

Nice lamp you got there

It means a lot

Somehow, that does not come as a surprise to me

The ejacu-latte

My handicap uncle is ready for holloween

"I want my lawyer"

outplayed.