Cleaning Tortoni

A photo of my parent's house, taken by their neighbour, while my parents were out for the day. My parents don't own a cat.

"Men need to open up more and share their feelings"

Yoshi...

As god intended

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My love life...

Jojo makes miracle

This old man is talented af

react

The future of Pirates of the Caribbean

Truly a mystery

Stranger Danger !

AKA how to get your house egged

Escaping the law

These NFL rules are getting out of hand

High school freshmen...

Blaze it, biatch.

The dream is dead

Play Despacito

HDMI kids won't understand.

Condom commercials should just use this image.

The very hungry L A M P

He regrets everything

You don't want to know what happens in Funky Mode

"Server Full"

Watch half the world skip the upvote

so that was their plan

the last Garfield comic

An older truck in front of me today

Engineering students be like...

U degenerates

Poor Jr tho

Relax Greg!

I'm on it.

the ***ening

This isn’t even its final form

Why is it not here yet?

Time to go to hell..

Somebody made a roadside memorial for the raccoon that was killed on my busy street

We got the proofs for my son’s school pictures today.

Laser fun

Amazon Prime = Trillion $ Service

Let me pay the fee with my Dignity.

Don’t...move

Brought my puppy to the beach. Took him about 2 minutes to eat enough sand to learn he isn't supposed to eat sand.

“Uncultured swine”

The correct way to customize the unused buttons in your car.

You know this guy has the dad senses

Finally found a use for my old T.V

...than to misprint a plaque and remove all doubt.

ERROR 26, NO NETWORK CONNECTION

Weird Al Yankovic and Vigo the Carphatian

He's only a bit aggressive.

Zachary Quinto was busted for his fake Starbucks name

This guy is going to hell

Ratings 1-10.

Coffee Shop

This poor lady doesn't have a clue...

the .01% finally evolved to the level of creating music

Ellen Page / Ellen Book

Oops! Wrong name!

Proofreading

The 11th Commandment

Loosen all bolts with this simple trick

All I see is Birthday Hitler

The earth is an Anime Girl

Poor guy

Wise words from Hank Hill

Harley's are really expensive!

These yearbooks...

Tanks noob

My girlfriend is student teaching and gets some pretty good answers.

Made this for my friend who “snuck into” his girlfriend’s lecture today

>top vidya female. wat

Upvote if true

Luck be in the air

Just bite them

This sign at my old job outside the employee bathroom. Bathrooming is hard.

Rudolf Hess

How my nephew learned about electricity

@Tacos

Technically it's digestive fluid

Good game

That’s unfortunate

Errors in The Big Bang Theory

The instructions on this shirt I bought today

When you press "Disable Flash"

You can't beat both

Not even on Halloween

Forty is the new forty

Nutella from hell

Necromancer School 101

Oof

So, I look like an overweight man with a Burt Reynolds sized mustache?

Opt

Hopefully Cyanide

Brutal Cop

Poor Jr

wait a minute