Somebody made a roadside memorial for the raccoon that was killed on my busy street

We got the proofs for my son’s school pictures today.

Laser fun

Amazon Prime = Trillion $ Service

Let me pay the fee with my Dignity.

Don’t...move

Brought my puppy to the beach. Took him about 2 minutes to eat enough sand to learn he isn't supposed to eat sand.

“Uncultured swine”

The correct way to customize the unused buttons in your car.

You know this guy has the dad senses

Finally found a use for my old T.V

...than to misprint a plaque and remove all doubt.

ERROR 26, NO NETWORK CONNECTION

Weird Al Yankovic and Vigo the Carphatian

He's only a bit aggressive.

Zachary Quinto was busted for his fake Starbucks name

This guy is going to hell

Ratings 1-10.

Coffee Shop

This poor lady doesn't have a clue...

the .01% finally evolved to the level of creating music

Ellen Page / Ellen Book

Oops! Wrong name!

Proofreading

The 11th Commandment

Loosen all bolts with this simple trick

All I see is Birthday Hitler

The earth is an Anime Girl

Poor guy

Wise words from Hank Hill

Harley's are really expensive!

These yearbooks...

Tanks noob

My girlfriend is student teaching and gets some pretty good answers.

Made this for my friend who “snuck into” his girlfriend’s lecture today

>top vidya female. wat

Upvote if true

Luck be in the air

Just bite them

This sign at my old job outside the employee bathroom. Bathrooming is hard.

Rudolf Hess

How my nephew learned about electricity

@Tacos

Technically it's digestive fluid

Good game

That’s unfortunate

Errors in The Big Bang Theory

The instructions on this shirt I bought today

When you press "Disable Flash"

You can't beat both

Not even on Halloween

Forty is the new forty

Nutella from hell

Necromancer School 101

Oof

So, I look like an overweight man with a Burt Reynolds sized mustache?

Opt

Hopefully Cyanide

Brutal Cop

Poor Jr

wait a minute

I vote for the spooky leader

Whoever she's texting, that dude is in trouble.

I'll be there for you

Reborn

Newborn Sumatran rhinos look like old stuffed animals

fair enough

Man I wonder

Im gonna be a jedi master!

And a Legend is born.

Ya filthy animal!

So proud of myself

Not cool my guy

Lets put a smile on that face!

Switzerland during WW2

Really they dont

What home is

I don’t answer phone calls anymore.. ever! Unless of course it’s the pizza delivery guy.

Magic mixed with physics.

Ultimate f*ck up

Marriage Struggles

Friend broke his leg in a dirt bike accident this weekend. Pharmacist has no chill.

Stolen meme but this is me and my datemate to a tee and I wanted to share :P

Also he blacc

Swine!!!

Hue

now thats a good adaptation

We went to Home Depot today, I asked my wife if she wanted to duck down this isle for a Quickie. She rolled her eyes and kept walking.

*drools*

R.I.P

;-;

Well that kinda failed

Nyanpasu ~

Like cmon

Monday again.....

heh

Well....

Camo level 100

My wishes!!!

Buyer wrote: “I got this tank top from Amazon. But they sent me a dress. On the plus side though, it does make my ass look great.”