Made this for my friend who “snuck into” his girlfriend’s lecture today
>top vidya female. wat
Upvote if true
Luck be in the air
Just bite them
This sign at my old job outside the employee bathroom. Bathrooming is hard.
Rudolf Hess
How my nephew learned about electricity
@Tacos
Technically it's digestive fluid
Good game
That’s unfortunate
Errors in The Big Bang Theory
The instructions on this shirt I bought today
When you press "Disable Flash"
You can't beat both
Not even on Halloween
Forty is the new forty
Nutella from hell
Necromancer School 101
Oof
So, I look like an overweight man with a Burt Reynolds sized mustache?
Opt
Hopefully Cyanide
Brutal Cop
Poor Jr
wait a minute
I vote for the spooky leader
Whoever she's texting, that dude is in trouble.
I'll be there for you
Reborn
Newborn Sumatran rhinos look like old stuffed animals
fair enough
Man I wonder
Im gonna be a jedi master!
And a Legend is born.
Ya filthy animal!
So proud of myself
Not cool my guy
Lets put a smile on that face!
Switzerland during WW2
Really they dont
What home is
I don’t answer phone calls anymore.. ever! Unless of course it’s the pizza delivery guy.
Magic mixed with physics.
Ultimate f*ck up
Marriage Struggles
Friend broke his leg in a dirt bike accident this weekend. Pharmacist has no chill.
Stolen meme but this is me and my datemate to a tee and I wanted to share :P
Also he blacc
Swine!!!
Hue
now thats a good adaptation
We went to Home Depot today, I asked my wife if she wanted to duck down this isle for a Quickie. She rolled her eyes and kept walking.
*drools*
R.I.P
;-;
Well that kinda failed
Nyanpasu ~
Like cmon
Monday again.....
heh
Well....
Camo level 100
My wishes!!!
Buyer wrote: “I got this tank top from Amazon. But they sent me a dress. On the plus side though, it does make my ass look great.”
No sh!t!
Never going to give you up
Cursed breakfast
Clattering Onion
Like this if you like cats :3
Mr. Clean
How to cleanup feed? Anyone?
Quote of the year kiddo
Where did you get this?
Thinking frog
Once I saw it, I could not unsee the vagineck.
Well, babies *are* scary
Thanks Ben!
My last cross stitch project.
Relatable Bart
Buddy...
Every plane movie
And left lol
Got a picture with cam newton today
When your mom thinks she found your vape
Same last name...What a coincidence!
Goggly eyes make everything better
Oui oui
When my husband picks our teenage daughter up from a friend’s house.
Oof
Oh god damnit
Calm before the storm
Bet the bully had the high ground tho
Can’t handle it
Nice lamp you got there
It means a lot
Somehow, that does not come as a surprise to me
The ejacu-latte
My handicap uncle is ready for holloween