We got the proofs for my son’s school pictures today.
Laser fun
Amazon Prime = Trillion $ Service
Let me pay the fee with my Dignity.
Don’t...move
Brought my puppy to the beach. Took him about 2 minutes to eat enough sand to learn he isn't supposed to eat sand.
“Uncultured swine”
The correct way to customize the unused buttons in your car.
You know this guy has the dad senses
Finally found a use for my old T.V
...than to misprint a plaque and remove all doubt.
ERROR 26, NO NETWORK CONNECTION
Weird Al Yankovic and Vigo the Carphatian
He's only a bit aggressive.
Zachary Quinto was busted for his fake Starbucks name
This guy is going to hell
Ratings 1-10.
Coffee Shop
This poor lady doesn't have a clue...
the .01% finally evolved to the level of creating music
Ellen Page / Ellen Book
Oops! Wrong name!
Proofreading
The 11th Commandment
Loosen all bolts with this simple trick
All I see is Birthday Hitler
The earth is an Anime Girl
Poor guy
Wise words from Hank Hill
Harley's are really expensive!
These yearbooks...
Tanks noob
My girlfriend is student teaching and gets some pretty good answers.
Made this for my friend who “snuck into” his girlfriend’s lecture today
>top vidya female. wat
Upvote if true
Luck be in the air
Just bite them
This sign at my old job outside the employee bathroom. Bathrooming is hard.
Rudolf Hess
How my nephew learned about electricity
@Tacos
Technically it's digestive fluid
Good game
That’s unfortunate
Errors in The Big Bang Theory
The instructions on this shirt I bought today
When you press "Disable Flash"
You can't beat both
Not even on Halloween
Forty is the new forty
Nutella from hell
Necromancer School 101
Oof
So, I look like an overweight man with a Burt Reynolds sized mustache?
Opt
Hopefully Cyanide
Brutal Cop
Poor Jr
wait a minute
I vote for the spooky leader
Whoever she's texting, that dude is in trouble.
I'll be there for you
Reborn
Newborn Sumatran rhinos look like old stuffed animals
fair enough
Man I wonder
Im gonna be a jedi master!
And a Legend is born.
Ya filthy animal!
So proud of myself
Not cool my guy
Lets put a smile on that face!
Switzerland during WW2
Really they dont
What home is
I don’t answer phone calls anymore.. ever! Unless of course it’s the pizza delivery guy.
Magic mixed with physics.
Ultimate f*ck up
Marriage Struggles
Friend broke his leg in a dirt bike accident this weekend. Pharmacist has no chill.
Stolen meme but this is me and my datemate to a tee and I wanted to share :P
Also he blacc
Swine!!!
Hue
now thats a good adaptation
We went to Home Depot today, I asked my wife if she wanted to duck down this isle for a Quickie. She rolled her eyes and kept walking.
*drools*
R.I.P
;-;
Well that kinda failed
Nyanpasu ~
Like cmon
Monday again.....
heh
Well....
Camo level 100
My wishes!!!
Buyer wrote: “I got this tank top from Amazon. But they sent me a dress. On the plus side though, it does make my ass look great.”
No sh!t!