Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
in a nutshell
One of the most relatable chart out there.
It seems like half of Russia have a dash cam
Too real... too soon...
oh Zeus no!
Two totally different people.
So that’s how it happens...
Not something you see every day!
The largest conspiracy that no one is talking about
Exactly what I was afraid of
2 for $20 your deductible
It's mostly true
take a look these cloths
The truth in this is too damn much
Now it makes sense
All the Longbottom leaves are gone
my sleep schedule
My Court Date Is Coming Up
my wife laughed at me for wasting my time taking this photo of my desk so I made it into an album cover, recorded a song about it, and it was just released on every possible music platform worldwide
At a Metallica concert and this dude is watching The Office
Jim Carrey= absolute gem
If you use Vise-Grips as a hood ornament....you might be a Redneck.
N is for National Taskforce Against Homosexuality
... With Triplets
You love to see it
The scary part is that it has been getting worse.
I wish it was a video instead.
I don't like eating without minerals
I want this mug
Not mine, but I’d love to see it trending
I wonder what quest this cat has for me
Is it Mary’s?!
You tell no one
Only true fans stay
Good friend at Disney today
Everbody on the ground! Who has Access to the vault!?
I thought a naked mannequin was sitting between them
What lovely eyes you have
Women only want one thing and it's disgusting.
This old photo
Now I too am sad for dragons
The eternal bottle of syrup
It's just an hour of "Not right now, I have a headache."
Applicable to Anything
Only for developers.
My mom works at an STD clinic. They do condom art for every holiday.
A bit pixelated
They'll get you
I'm not feeling bad about doing this anymore.
Thanks for nothing mom
She’s only joking
just gonna post this to calm my fbi agent
Thats a big oof
The devil will eat your feet
when the comment is better than the post
My name is John Cat'stantine. And I'm an expurrcist.
He seems oddly ok with it.
Always wants to play.
4000 dollars well spent
God gives you the sign!!
Glory to Arztozka
Am I joke to you?
Stalking to save a life
For those offended by breastfeeding
Some is Real, Some is not
Turtle on the pulllllll
Best use of custom cheque’s I’ve seen
The customer is always right..pepperoncinis it is!
*troll face* (i hate myself)
Yeah I can paint your ceiling
Another year, another reminder of being even closer to death...yay.
Coming soon to a nightmare near you
Found this nice clean space and emptied my trash all over it
Heroes don't exi...
The real agenda
Actual Shaggy would still do it all for Scooby tho
War Of The Farts
Goes on vacation and get vaccination
Best part of being Vaccinated...
Pregnancy q & a
Tried to convince my son that a buffalo chicken is a real animal. He demanded I google it. I knew google images had my back.