Grandmothers: Everything needs to be covered
Never have to eat again
at least it hits it
Trying to come up with a way to get my family on board for composting. Added some eyeballs and named him Oscar.
Its take one, right?
Not today old friend...
Fergus having an epiphany
They have won
This is how I fit into a brand new corvette. Shin and head angle were brutal. The salesman was laughing his ass off and snapped this pic
3D is always better
I did this all the time
Her word is law
*cries in leftist*
Few words about my income
Is he suffering..?
But I need twitter
Evolution of van
I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.
The Good boi Anatomy
Boomers get out reeeee
Jupiter is no joke you guys
A mix of two things from the 80’s.
Who needs friends with this much cargo space?
Kinky yet vanilla
Jesus, but better
Please don't decline
Pay yo rent
Why have you forsaken me mother?
learned how to say hi in mandarin.
I'm not your son!!!
This guy should be head of our school systems
im not drunk, i just came from pub...
And one Colonel to rule them all
*cue some K-pop song with trumpets*
Why is he so shy
this kid is the sweetest...
Checkmate, round Earthers.
must be her dad
Look out shark!
Destroyed with Ｆ Ａ Ｃ Ｔ Ｓ ＆ Ｌ Ｏ Ｇ Ｉ Ｃ
Corporate memes are nothing but lies
But you said he wasent real mom
What a nice surprise
just so we‘re clear
Clippy is still there, behind the scenes
There are still some good men out there.
Best of both worlds
The house cleaning will just have to wait.
Inhale through the ears, exhale through the ass
how do you turn this on
Anon is dangerous
We need to go deeper
"So this is why I was getting sleep paralysis every night..."
Grandpa has some words for you...
Useless, you are to me
Seriously do not touch
To protect the identity of the innocent...
Couldn’t be more true....
Immature florida ...
Finally I found it!
Engineering Flowchart !
Saw this in my kid’s doctor’s office.
My brains on something
Ever happened to you..??
Just keep walking Mr. Frodo...
“gurl ima have to call you back”
The daily grind
Barbra Streisand had so much plastic surgery she's starting to look like Ron Perlman from the 80's Beauty and The Beast TV show.
Wait what are those here
The Real Truth.
idk how to title
A seedy criminal
Oldie but a goodie.
A Veterinarian Showing A Cat How Fat He Is
This is my argument to people who say sleeping naked is dumb
My favorite mug!