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Death and taxes
Free valet parking
History is written by the top
How's the Food?
I need to tell you something
gralfield
This one ***ed me up
Making a difference
Summary of 4 year of engineering
I'll Have A Whiskey
This baby looks like Gordon Ramsay
This is the best template ever!
Officer, to be fair...
We have become what we fear most
Very nice
*Donates Soul Of a Hero to pleb friend*
The stages of loosening
I found out today that my girlfriend cheated on me and she left me for the guy she cheated with. I made this in hopes of cheering myself up, it didn't work. Hopefully a few of you will get a laugh.
What will they perform???
Hilarious Local Fireworks Sign
What you see What I see
Damn, clown savage af
YouTube 2.0
What the hell. Is that arch made from?
Proceeds to complain, but secretly loves the OT pay
Married sexting...
Moose moose
Justin...
Don't vandalize signs
Hey read that again!
Word placement matters.
Food unites us all
I would click tbh
Sand Goat
it was supposed to say happy birthday lizard ....
Found at a car dealership in Texas
Now we're getting edgy
Um, were staying here...
Gone wrong
Gordon Ramsay’s son already looks pissed off
Quantum mechanics forbid this
F
Remember the PIN
This doggo
NEVER LOOK FOR THAT IN NHENTAI
Some smart humour here
Your momma sure does care about your schooling, son.
The best kind of dentist
True statements...
And She said YES!! #PROPOSAL
Why we shouldn't order boxers online
Not the pool I wanted this summer, but the pool I can afford
k cool
Sleep tight
Legends spoke of the emus rise to power
Ho Made Apple Butter
Thank you rural gas station for your sage wisdom.
Just riding in the car when suddenly my leg started hurting because...science.
It’s hot
The guy in the maths problem...
Serious question
Where is my Scythe?
i miss you robin
patience my dear
Distracting part
This is 100% true, probably
Best road trip
A little early, but couldn't pass it up.
every player of My Little Pony Online know this
This place is playing chess while other restaurants are playing checkers.
That scum
Brogle
Security level: -9000
May I have your attention please
Looks familiar
GUguglguglu
good question
"No stains means it never happened"
Firefighting
I love this, now to convince the wife.
Big problems require big solutions.
Goodbye mom
Sent picture of my kids to the wrong number and their response was....
The code must be followed
This review on a jail
Writing in textbook
gamers unite
Clap dem Bags
Anon is Thurman
Shaggy is done with Fred's shtick at this point
My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor
Undisputably an improvement
For the person who wants to get creative whilst putting someone down
Take your time order when you're ready
A ten minute nap was all I wanted. Darn kids.
No Hipsters.
Its strength is not allowed.
My sister started crying in the shopping centre so i put this over her.. now i can't take her seriously.
38 degrees in shadow
God save the ᴄunt