My only dates are updates.
122,169 Gold Club
Extrovert, adopt me!!
NeverMind The Future
I'm not saying he is right, but I get it.
Gotta love to be a guy
Kind of heartwarming if anything
That smile gets me
Whale, are you?
The transformation after two weeks working from home ...
A diverse funny, witty community.
The thirst is real.
That hit way too close to home
My friend’s van uttering its last words as it died.
I was at my daughter's school today. I asked her why there was a shark ripping off its shirt....."mom, that's a rocket ship".
Let’s be honest we all would
I can’t “people” right now
On their way to get arrested too!
Wow, this will save me so much time!
He didn’t seem to mind
Oh you know, things
Face in jar
What one would you choose?
raising the supreme leader
Parenting life hacks
She has such a big heart...
life jackets, eh...
Truly a lion of heavy metal.
The magic of the turn
They must be very rich
I tried to grow potatoes, 10 weeks after I get this.
This show has the best quotes.
*insert buggs bunny no face*
Not **everyone** was happy about the new puppy.
Spotted Shaggy and Scooby IRL
All men are pigs....oh shit.
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my particularly rude callers. Here’s Susan from today:
it‘s tough being a giraffe...
Michael is a genius
I have that exact map
Dam she got that motivation running in her blood
An unfortunate color choice for their wood chipper
It killed everyone on the Titanic
My wife put "We Still Do. 13 Years" on this letterboard. I added a word when she wasn't looking. She is posting this version to Facebook as I type this without realizing the change. Wish me luck.
Now listen here...
Has anime gone too far?
"I'm not like other girls"
Don't even think about it. The melon belongs to me all alone.
Haha... ha... haaaa
Hey buddy, did you know Taylor Swift was Canadian?
What drink is this?
Some last words....
Birthday card receiver from work colleagues
Chris Pratt isn’t his son’s favorite super hero
Don’t lick me human
The barista did this to her coffee
These are fax
This is what a "Simon lobster" looks like. This occurs once every 50 million games of Simon says
So a guy at my work broke his arm...
Setting the Friday mood.
Shaving your balls
Let the slapping commence
Quiet ELA Teachers
Free my paternal unit
Try and keep up!
That’s a motivation!
Fire season has begun
New Shrek movie teaser
Released October 2020. Looks solid.
Not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed
Why listen to their footsteps?
Never heard of it
our society is too apathetic to do anything anyway
Did you label the smoke alarms?
Exercising my rights
Trying to download a movie like...
If i have a Death Note...
Already fed up of plastics
Good morning. I need coffee.
Thought this was funny lol
There’s a cat inside my trash.
illusion level 100
Guy graduates at nursing school as the only guy
Go to Jail!
I left my cat and my girlfriend alone in a facetime call
Just like the simulations