Dammit Dave

The thirst is real.

That hit way too close to home

My friend’s van uttering its last words as it died.

I was at my daughter's school today. I asked her why there was a shark ripping off its shirt....."mom, that's a rocket ship".

Let’s be honest we all would

I can’t “people” right now

On their way to get arrested too!

Wow, this will save me so much time!

Smoking corolla

He didn’t seem to mind

Oh you know, things

Face in jar

What one would you choose?

Ignorant mortals

raising the supreme leader

Parenting life hacks

She has such a big heart...

life jackets, eh...

Truly a lion of heavy metal.

The magic of the turn

Which Doctor?

They must be very rich

I tried to grow potatoes, 10 weeks after I get this.

This show has the best quotes.

*insert buggs bunny no face*

Not **everyone** was happy about the new puppy.

Spotted Shaggy and Scooby IRL

All men are pigs....oh shit.

#tattooideas

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my particularly rude callers. Here’s Susan from today:

it‘s tough being a giraffe...

Michael is a genius

I have that exact map

Dam she got that motivation running in her blood

An unfortunate color choice for their wood chipper

It killed everyone on the Titanic

My wife put "We Still Do. 13 Years" on this letterboard. I added a word when she wasn't looking. She is posting this version to Facebook as I type this without realizing the change. Wish me luck.

Now listen here...

Has anime gone too far?

"I'm not like other girls"

Don't even think about it. The melon belongs to me all alone.

Haha... ha... haaaa

Hey buddy, did you know Taylor Swift was Canadian?

the experts

What drink is this?

Dawning realization...

Some last words....

Birthday card receiver from work colleagues

Chris Pratt isn’t his son’s favorite super hero

PEANUTS!

Don’t lick me human

The barista did this to her coffee

These are fax

This is what a "Simon lobster" looks like. This occurs once every 50 million games of Simon says

So a guy at my work broke his arm...

get gotted

Setting the Friday mood.

Shaving your balls

Let the slapping commence

Quiet ELA Teachers

Free my paternal unit

Try and keep up!

That’s a motivation!

Where's dory?

Fire season has begun

New Shrek movie teaser

Released October 2020. Looks solid.

Not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed

Why listen to their footsteps?

Cool invention

Never heard of it

our society is too apathetic to do anything anyway

Did you label the smoke alarms?

Fan

Edit- Sand***es

Exercising my rights

Trying to download a movie like...

If i have a Death Note...

Already fed up of plastics

Good morning. I need coffee.

Thought this was funny lol

There’s a cat inside my trash.

illusion level 100

Guy graduates at nursing school as the only guy

Go to Jail!

I left my cat and my girlfriend alone in a facetime call

Morning blues..

Just like the simulations

Meoww!

My brother looks identical to my Dad when he was younger and it just occurred to me...

The doctor isn't patient apparently

Crucifact

Squatters

it could've been so easy

Adapted

Probably from Florida.

realization in his eyes

Everybody gangsta until the cats start reading

yaranaika