My gf put this on our door for me.

This I should get as a tattoo.

Proper way to use a chair hole...

How to gun

This is what people who say they watch porn for the plot refer to

Parenthood...

I need attention, not your filthy hand hooman

DOORime

Imagine getting this card though..

Harvey Weinstein arrives at court this morning.

It's okay honey, I found my glasses.

new phone holder

heh

Movie night with mom and dad

A great text from my friend today

Dog used lick!

Iran Strikes US Cultural Site!

When dad’s alone with the baby for the day.

Found this beaut on the www.com

Meet 71 year old Alojz Abram, who rocks famous people’s “fashion”

For fun I design fake product ideas, so I created a pair of mittens with a solo finger so you can still flip them off.

wait

Booiiing

Just backwards

He won a Golden Globe and he said...

Commenting on the state of 4chan

For you who is about to drafted

I'm not shy, I'm holy

Saw this gem this morning during car pool.

I-Israel chan!!!

A measured response

Same faustian bargain energy

This baby can switch gears with no loss

OwO we made a little ***ky-wackky UwU

This poster in this bathroom. Wow.

Rep your set

I've failed you Marx-daddy

I feel personally attacked

goody

Rambo

What is this I don’t ge-ohhh.....

Knew I had seen this same scene before the golden globes last night

Cant't wait to die

Sun Block

Is this McLovin’s character arc canon?

Once she's my girlfriend I will introduce her to real good music

i’ll take this as payment

Advanced position of parade rest.

Not OC, but I thought it might belong here.

I love me some spicy food

Legends know no limits

Let's open up this mother***ing pit

In my spare time I enjoy photoshopping animals into things. I call this one 'Floofpaste'.

Flawless product.

Ricky Gervais is a straight savage

who are you

At least he didn't insert them in his pp

Well that's Genius!!

Some dick cut me off on the freeway...

Thank you Legends of The Shadow Raid, very cool.

frens, incels, brainyrs, lend me your ears

Wait for it my dudes

dog nigg*s

Local man discovers the secret to time travel

Toss an upvote

Catposting

Realizing they weren’t waving at you.

My husband forgot to get toilet paper

plop

Hopefully America gets its two nukes soon

The commitment

Probably homemade and environmentally friendly too

Filters now a days

Morrowind's chance-to-hit combat system was the peak of gaming, nothing will ever top that

Wife bought a new car. Having fun with the manual

Wholesome

Ricky Gervais Wiki page after the Golden Globes tonight.

She has claimed it as her home

Not so sure about this one boss

My girlfriend made me the sad frog for Christmas

Gift given to me this Christmas

Baby elephant crossing a river

Goddamnit Todd

Once you cease to be James Bond, you become a Bond Villain, apparently.

Sausage party connoisseur

Payback

The Nintendo Switchblade

A good homie always has your back

A happy little sword

Witty Blue’s fans.

My 11yo keeps going through my closet. So I am hiding these in there but I need a good label for them.

Elon knew what was coming

My fiance tried to have our groceries delivered today. She said she wanted five bananas and somehow the woman misunderstood and bought THIRTEEN POUNDS OF BANANAS

Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out

Needy robots

Well, that's new...

Mmm, teeth shards, my favorite

Japan: First time?

Operation: Human Shield should be come a thing

wii