In the theatre of dreams.

Stay prepared everyone!

THEO NO

No cumming in the pee pool

HE had said reeee.

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

I thought this breed preferred Motörhead but I could be wrong.

Sen

Avocado salsa?

Gabe lulz

Smooth

Ben Sharpio

coin

Value increased

I see the resemblance

My daughter can't figure out why we can't stop laughing at the Yoda she made

Give it up everyone!

Can you believe some people?

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He really do be thinking the big thoughts

Good news is...

This is what Australian Warning Labels look like:

Florida Mans Greetings!

Corona virus yikes...

If that don't work, use more gun

Punk Croc

Who needs math?

This is the snake handler at The Green Planet in Dubai. He says he loves his job.

In the bathroom of a local vape shop

Interesting to know.

Pssh i could win this show easily

just your average 15 year old high school kid

Was wondering where I've seen this logo before

Team Corona or Team Mass Shootings?

Sound waves.

day 18 of a grumpy animal drawing every day

We have a Lightbox with inspirational quotes for my 2 yr old daughter. My wife hasn't noticed yet

I love space

F‎‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

I guess it’s throwback Thursday

This cat looks a lot like Adam Driver

I wish to speak with horse, please.

eclipse irl

THANKS A LOT GUIDO

Spensh Bab ya dirty Boy

I'm sorry about her car accident next Monday

Señores World Wide

Fergus begs to differ

Cats are simply next level.

This has probably been posted before but I still think it's funny

'beef blood'

My daughter's doll has seen some shit.

I always get what I want

Make your choice!

the overflow is just BEGGING to be touched

Do it for her

Africa would never do such a thing.

MY VOICE IS HEARD

It's important to follow instructions closely

With Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought this might be helpful for some.

It’s finally happened....

Breakfast in bed

Chad Chinese government has it under control

This one's double

My husband responded to my note on the fridge.

they stole your foreskin for this

Nothing to be ashamed of nowadays...

My wife ordered some vitamins and a hat for our daughter. The order got split into two shipments. Then this happened.

Seems more than legit to me

He has a master's degree

Old joke with new artwork

Saw this unauthorised advert on the train.

Hmmm

Ching Chong your respiratory system is gone

My software has become hardware

trust the gov

thank you, Gertrude

"believe his lies"

If there's a single line of footprints in the snow I like to walk on the opposite step to make it look like one person was hopping

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But he was a good boy

Dorime

This tip on my pizza box in India

come again..?

Rachnera's fine though

Saw this interesting poster today

♠ ♣ ♥ ♦

BIAAAAAAAAAAATCH

When life gives you demons

Simpson did the asian coronavirus

My future doormat

IRL teenagers are nasty

So you're telling me... my dad *didn't* smash every puss in the universe?

PENIS DESTROYED

ELMO NOOOO

Hurty

Chat

No more excuses

checkmate, coronavirus

I trust you fellas