Found this in a hotel
My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother... and apparently needed backup.
It’s not that bad, I guess
Imma try this in a crowded train
Warning: Birds were hurt in the making of this toy.
I dropped some crickets in her food bowl and she gives me this glimpse.
ya done good bois
Maths is scary
In the theatre of dreams.
Stay prepared everyone!
No cumming in the pee pool
HE had said reeee.
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
I thought this breed preferred Motörhead but I could be wrong.
I see the resemblance
My daughter can't figure out why we can't stop laughing at the Yoda she made
Give it up everyone!
Can you believe some people?
The Wireless Showerhead | Product from etel-tuning.com
He really do be thinking the big thoughts
Great, now I have a weird fetish
Good news is...
This is what Australian Warning Labels look like:
Florida Mans Greetings!
Corona virus yikes...
If that don't work, use more gun
Who needs math?
This is the snake handler at The Green Planet in Dubai. He says he loves his job.
In the bathroom of a local vape shop
Interesting to know.
Pssh i could win this show easily
just your average 15 year old high school kid
Was wondering where I've seen this logo before
Team Corona or Team Mass Shootings?
day 18 of a grumpy animal drawing every day
We have a Lightbox with inspirational quotes for my 2 yr old daughter. My wife hasn't noticed yet
I love space
I guess it’s throwback Thursday
This cat looks a lot like Adam Driver
I wish to speak with horse, please.
THANKS A LOT GUIDO
Spensh Bab ya dirty Boy
I'm sorry about her car accident next Monday
Señores World Wide
Fergus begs to differ
Cats are simply next level.
This has probably been posted before but I still think it's funny
My daughter's doll has seen some shit.
I always get what I want
Make your choice!
the overflow is just BEGGING to be touched
Do it for her
Africa would never do such a thing.
MY VOICE IS HEARD
It's important to follow instructions closely
With Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought this might be helpful for some.
It’s finally happened....
Breakfast in bed
Chad Chinese government has it under control
This one's double
My husband responded to my note on the fridge.
they stole your foreskin for this
Nothing to be ashamed of nowadays...
My wife ordered some vitamins and a hat for our daughter. The order got split into two shipments. Then this happened.
Seems more than legit to me
He has a master's degree
Old joke with new artwork
Saw this unauthorised advert on the train.
Ching Chong your respiratory system is gone
My software has become hardware
trust the gov
thank you, Gertrude
"believe his lies"
If there's a single line of footprints in the snow I like to walk on the opposite step to make it look like one person was hopping
But he was a good boy
i just wanna click heads
This tip on my pizza box in India