It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Fully approved N95 face beard
Be sure to always check the size when ordering treats!
My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20
Why didn't they just ***ing show us this in school?
I also made a squirrel picnic bench.
Good for me
The Kingdom of Self-Isolation
Can someone explain this...?
Power went out in the neighborhood. I have too many children. But gonna dad through it.
I miss parks
So true. Where is my cat?
New Spider-Man movie finally got a title
You know he's already disappointed in you and thinks your salmon is RAW
Found this on imgur.
Defending my Master's in my pajamas today
calm down, Admiral.
Phoebe is Facebook
Who knows what's coming next.
They train them you
Macedonia posting time
screw those goth letters. and Q.
Read a book!
Return back to sender
Well I have to give the calculator a solid 10/10...
I had to use a couple of my dog's tennis balls for my wife's walker. He's not very happy about it.
Well, it's quarantine day... Again
Corona doesn't discriminate
Meanwhile, at Whole Foods...
Maybe we are
Hue hue hue
Went to download the free ‘family edition’ of cards against humanity and had to agree to these terms and conditions.
These chicks smh
This message left for thieves
Man with rucksack of cannabis tells police “I’m buying in bulk due to the lockdown”
Still better than most of nhentai
Was giving away Toilet Paper in this outfit. Before the hate, just want to clarify, we do not have city quarantine where I am from... At least for now
They be hard to get out too :(
all I wanted was a HAM sandwich
Improvisation at its finest!
No dancing níggas this time, i promise
there's no end to the depths of degeneracy
The big 3-0 today!
Don't mind the gay watermark
Wesley predicted this
Wife got bored and colored in my tattoo with sharpies
Ohio's Governors sign language person looks like him dressed as a woman.....
You Win Some...I Lose A Bra
Funniest Shit V2
You know this is on point
Straight up man
Someone in my neighborhood drew Tiger King on the sidewalk
The Pepsi cup is too real
My local brewery is on to something.
Calling in the reserves for the month April
this has rendered me split in half, my heart, my soul
My assignment is due tomorrow
Shelter-in-place coping levels measured in cartoon bears
Zoom meeting reality
CVS Receipt = Social Distancing Ruler
Showing off my new bae
Covid tip #34
Our social distancing future
Received notice at work :)
Don’t cheat or else you might end up growing a tail
A little PSA during these times....
YOU ARE NOT ALONE...
This person has been walking their dog the past few days in our neighborhood. Either he’s out of masks or he is just trying to give people a good laugh.
Quarantine Day 18
Quarantine Day 22: Getting my chicken ready for her date.
A Tale of two warriors
Best Birthday ever ❤❤❤
As if you had a GF