Someone in my city saw an opportunity and ran with it!

My son was scared of my wife's wound, so she put wiggly eyes to make it look like a grumpy face

thanks mom

Who says you can’t interact with your delivery drivers?

“Blessed be”

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15

OJ might be on to something.

seems like a cool guy

The Quarantine Sandwich

Why Diner not Dinner?

I always have room for dessert

Anon is not a simp

Le gay Paris

At our local brewery.

The crossover we need...

I’m so proud of them

My cactus decided to grow some balls

My 23 Year Old Brother Decided to Shave His Hair and Beard so That He Could Look Like an Old Man...

This kid hit his bike against a car. In Taiwan, any traffic accident requires a breathalyzer test.

None of you are invited

Given that this was written in 1985 onwards this is disturbingly relevant

sweet jesus

Fully approved N95 face beard

Be sure to always check the size when ordering treats!

game

My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

Yes April

Why didn't they just ***ing show us this in school?

I also made a squirrel picnic bench.

Good for me

The Kingdom of Self-Isolation

Praying

Can someone explain this...?

Power went out in the neighborhood. I have too many children. But gonna dad through it.

I miss parks

So true. Where is my cat?

New Spider-Man movie finally got a title

Daddy chill

You know he's already disappointed in you and thinks your salmon is RAW

hehe

Shoot first

Found this on imgur.

Defending my Master's in my pajamas today

Hood life

The inevitable

Goldfinger

calm down, Admiral.

Phoebe is Facebook

Who knows what's coming next.

Quarantina Day:)

They train them you

Macedonia posting time

screw those goth letters. and Q.

Read a book!

Worst year?

Return back to sender

Well I have to give the calculator a solid 10/10...

I had to use a couple of my dog's tennis balls for my wife's walker. He's not very happy about it.

Well, it's quarantine day... Again

Whoopie Cordberg.

Corona doesn't discriminate

TOSS

Meanwhile, at Whole Foods...

Maybe we are

Wholesome

Hue hue hue

German engineering

Went to download the free ‘family edition’ of cards against humanity and had to agree to these terms and conditions.

aaaaaaaablerbglbgublgbug

These chicks smh

This message left for thieves

ascended

Man with rucksack of cannabis tells police “I’m buying in bulk due to the lockdown”

Still better than most of nhentai

Was giving away Toilet Paper in this outfit. Before the hate, just want to clarify, we do not have city quarantine where I am from... At least for now

They be hard to get out too :(

all I wanted was a HAM sandwich

Improvisation at its finest!

No dancing níggas this time, i promise

No u

there's no end to the depths of degeneracy

Wake af

Home office

Begone

The big 3-0 today!

Don't mind the gay watermark

Wesley predicted this

Wife got bored and colored in my tattoo with sharpies

Ohio's Governors sign language person looks like him dressed as a woman.....

You Win Some...I Lose A Bra

Funniest Shit V2

You know this is on point

Straight up man

Someone in my neighborhood drew Tiger King on the sidewalk

The Pepsi cup is too real

My local brewery is on to something.

Smort

Uh oh

Calling in the reserves for the month April

this has rendered me split in half, my heart, my soul