My only dates are updates.
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At least plausible
That's enough to kill anything that moves.
Sad Mr. X noises
I could easily do 20 years in that
I think we may have pissed someone off
Smells like snowballs
Bad park you! - an oldie but a goodie
Stay woke kings
Doesn't matter how badass it is, a Pooh plush is a Pooh plush
Works. Every. Single. Time.
I’m once again asking for you to catch these hands.
Beware of Cougars
Saw this dog that looks like Steve Buscemi
Homeless man in SD, California
Rounding everyone up in NYC
The plant attacked me first!
New set of nightmares
A dog who ate bees and regretted it
Shit is getting weird in this house
Thank you, Augustine. Very cool.
Building it bigger *gives* you resourses
I mean.... I'm not wrong
Now THIS is a cosplay!
"This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico" *takes a healthy shit*
B R E A D
Richard Ayoade is a worldwide treasure
Rocks that look like Cookie Monster
he signed himself into a nursing home
orange man inciting violence like antifa
something stolen for you boys
damn bich here you go
Sounds better than what is taught now
I was told to post this here too so here.
Who wants to join?
This for our cattos Duddy and jfjfdu387
This note from my brother to my parents in 1995
Thank God it's not Obama
You SURE those are the windows you want?!?!
mgs4: war always changes
I just cant
Well if they didn’t use made up words this wouldn’t be a problem
So my parents' neighbour had written "LOVE THE EARTH" on his land in rocks. There was a very fortunate storm last night...
hand her over
Is this a good fit?
I went fishing just to relax, but there was so much pressure
WHAT A LEGEND
United Nations lmao
I'll tell you, just leave me alone
Watch at your own risk
Mommy's bad because she interrupted my meal
Nutritional advice, brought to you by Target!
They don't grow back for you
I don't like you, never did. Credit: @hannahhillam
I am once again asking for your help...
Continues to rub lamp.
Gotta love the sauce.
Why am I always the 1%
How I’m feeling about 2021.
Anything for money
If the mittens fit...
Canadian parking enforcement doesn’t mess around
I love hot showers!
Things that matter
Check and mate
Hey! Up here!
The numbers, Mason!
remember gains > horny
This horse statue near my town looks like Jar Jar Binks bustin a nut
Netflix just asked me this. Why yes, yes I am netflix
Just kidding, I don’t fly
I asked my wife where the left vagina is. She didn’t laugh.
who did it better?
My husband presented me with beef and broccoli for dinner. His plating skills are ridickulous!