5'3 dwarf that loves muscle girls and i'm shy.
No more lies
It IS called DAYcare after all
My parents cat has started his own business. 10/10 recommend
“Gullivers Travels” kitty edition
McDonald’s throwing shade!
Give this man a degree.
Another impossible expectation for women.
A scarry puzzle
Why no one takes my sharpie!
The doctors are all out of patients
No waste policy
The first pre-war ghoul registered.
This guy has next level Dad jokes.
So if this is broken would it now be a... can’t opener?
Making comics is such a millennial thing to do
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
Machine Learning Captcha…
truly great war
The Popcorn death
I think it did
This left me Weezing
"Thank you for your input"
went to dinner, i paid, and he is still acting barely interested in me.
Ben Franklin, probably
Well that took a different turn
If I can’t see you I can’t hear you
Things that new husbands should not say to their wives.
I bought this for $5 at a Salvation Army. Money well spent.
living in a simulation
Let’s see your toddler clog this bad boy.
Pizza and Geography
Daughter asked me to draw a head for her wolf.
It happens to even the best of us
Someone took my seat while I was getting a fork
I need a fat man in an overcoat, quick!
So many takers
Have a chill.
A very important topic.
Oh, it's a boy!
He’s so happy
Why yes indeed, my dear fellow, traps are homosexual.
How to make a cute kitty.
“Sir, it should be the box that says chewy on it”
12 seasons in the Midwest
Will never stop doing this
Still a good doggo.
My brother is a dentist and that’s what I got from him for Christmas
Cultural appreciation in Pixar films
how i remembered that
Celebrating 35 years of people calling him Zelda
My mom swore she already made me a waffle, but we couldn’t find it. So she made another one and I grabbed a fork....
For your health!
This post is for dogs only
My wife does a great job throwing axes also
Skeptics, in space
I feel this mans pain
this is what niggas meant when they say "open the door to opportunity"
Asked my husband to label our leftovers, "sure babe" he tells me
Mexican Fighter Cat
Well...On January 1st.
In a storefront in Denmark
Please remove your hand...
Sonic The Hedgehog, Candy Cigarette edition
AMERICAS BACK BABY
OSHA approved 3 point of contact
Anyone want a cat?
Looks like someone's gonna plant the flag tonight.
Hello Traffic Warden, I want to play a game....
It’s the gateway fortune cookie
The irony is not lost on me....
It’s the sexiest little library in town!