this is what niggas meant when they say "open the door to opportunity"
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Harbors a dark secret // icon made by LeHerp
Asked my husband to label our leftovers, "sure babe" he tells me
Mexican Fighter Cat
Well...On January 1st.
In a storefront in Denmark
Please remove your hand...
Sonic The Hedgehog, Candy Cigarette edition
AMERICAS BACK BABY
OSHA approved 3 point of contact
Anyone want a cat?
Looks like someone's gonna plant the flag tonight.
Hello Traffic Warden, I want to play a game....
It’s the gateway fortune cookie
The irony is not lost on me....
It’s the sexiest little library in town!
The perfect license plate doesn't exis-
You did it!!
this is a VREY FUNNY MEMEE aahgahagythgyhyahahahaahahahahhaa<dds
This women was asked to cover up while breastfeeding her baby. This was her response.
i've lived in here for years and you get used to it after a while
My husband labeled our frozen meats after our last store trip. I got a good laugh pulling this out for dinner.
yeah i got home protection
How lazy my kids are
This sign cracks me up!
I do things axe backwards also...
Outside a vet office yesterday - so accurate.
Friday evening, end of the day, ...
Cash or card?
I told my coworker that I was going to take my lunch break in this room since I’m getting great wifi off this table and he didn’t even smile. I’m wasted on these people
I look forward to the day..
Secretly a Black Belt
I feel like a lot of us here can relate
Violence is never the answer
Patrick is a tripod
Higgins can't swim
Behold, ye incæl
There’s a lot to unpack here.
Predator of a slightly different variety
We ordered toothbrushes on eBay from China but received eye masks instead. I’m not mad about this error, and will use them wisely.
Sonic was almost done with a perfect run...
100% scientific fact
And that's a fact !
that's how they get you
Language to cat owners!
One letter can change so much
Phd= not what you think
I’m guessing it’s not good
My wife just got a pregnancy pillow - which prompted me to try and cosplay as aayla secura I guess
What would you say if no one came to your funeral?
I loaf it
Its a me, Repostio
And Anekdoten has thrown up a few flares too...
As a fellow brick driver, I can definitely relate
Harold the great
I make fake DVD covers, this one might be the dumbest one yet.
Good for you China!
Not a bad deal for 20 bucks
Found this today and thought it looked familiar... Mrs. Peregrine's home for creepy f*cking mask signs
Fine art | today | myself
have a little comic I drew about statues
For all my Trekkies
My buddy's wife let him decorate the basement bathroom... no regerts.
we all are worthless
I think I found Mike Tysons car
well ok then
She knows what she wants.
Girls: guys never understand our signals. Their signals:
don't drop it again
Get the spare!
mfw 7th wine glass this morning
Gamers are the true oppressed people
Now this is an art masterpiece.
haven't we all
IT WASN’T ME! I SWEAR!
This ad for avocado oil that showed up on my feed.
good for you buddy
guided by voices
Go home safe
Couldn’t do this again if I tried