Asked my husband to label our leftovers, "sure babe" he tells me

Mexican Fighter Cat

Well...On January 1st.

In a storefront in Denmark

Please remove your hand...

Sonic The Hedgehog, Candy Cigarette edition

AMERICAS BACK BABY

Becky’s paranoia

OSHA approved 3 point of contact

Anyone want a cat?

Looks like someone's gonna plant the flag tonight.

Hello Traffic Warden, I want to play a game....

It’s the gateway fortune cookie

The irony is not lost on me....

Whole... Up

It’s the sexiest little library in town!

Double Duty

The perfect license plate doesn't exis-

m8!

Au natural?

You did it!!

this is a VREY FUNNY MEMEE aahgahagythgyhyahahahaahahahahhaa<dds

This women was asked to cover up while breastfeeding her baby. This was her response.

Spooder mann

i've lived in here for years and you get used to it after a while

My husband labeled our frozen meats after our last store trip. I got a good laugh pulling this out for dinner.

yeah i got home protection

How lazy my kids are

This sign cracks me up!

I do things axe backwards also...

Outside a vet office yesterday - so accurate.

:^)

Friday evening, end of the day, ...

Cash or card?

I told my coworker that I was going to take my lunch break in this room since I’m getting great wifi off this table and he didn’t even smile. I’m wasted on these people

I look forward to the day..

biggest number

Secretly a Black Belt

Body critters

I feel like a lot of us here can relate

Violence is never the answer

Patrick is a tripod

Higgins can't swim

Behold, ye incæl

There’s a lot to unpack here.

Predator of a slightly different variety

oh no

icelandic chad

We ordered toothbrushes on eBay from China but received eye masks instead. I’m not mad about this error, and will use them wisely.

Sonic was almost done with a perfect run...

100% scientific fact

And that's a fact !

that's how they get you

Armor

....

Ready, go!!

Language to cat owners!

One letter can change so much

Hail Satan!

Questions, sir?

Phd= not what you think

Imposter Syndrome

I’m guessing it’s not good

My wife just got a pregnancy pillow - which prompted me to try and cosplay as aayla secura I guess

What would you say if no one came to your funeral?

I loaf it

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yes honey..

Its a me, Repostio

And Anekdoten has thrown up a few flares too...

As a fellow brick driver, I can definitely relate

Harold the great

I make fake DVD covers, this one might be the dumbest one yet.

Good for you China!

Not a bad deal for 20 bucks

Found this today and thought it looked familiar... Mrs. Peregrine's home for creepy f*cking mask signs

Fine art | today | myself

have a little comic I drew about statues

For all my Trekkies

My buddy's wife let him decorate the basement bathroom... no regerts.

we all are worthless

I think I found Mike Tysons car

well ok then

She knows what she wants.

shots fired

Girls: guys never understand our signals. Their signals:

don't drop it again

Get the spare!

mfw 7th wine glass this morning

Gamers are the true oppressed people

Now this is an art masterpiece.

haven't we all

:killemeplease:

IT WASN’T ME! I SWEAR!

This ad for avocado oil that showed up on my feed.

good for you buddy

guided by voices

Go home safe

Childhood memries

Couldn’t do this again if I tried