5'3 dwarf that loves muscle girls and i'm shy.
We ordered toothbrushes on eBay from China but received eye masks instead. I’m not mad about this error, and will use them wisely.
Sonic was almost done with a perfect run...
100% scientific fact
And that's a fact !
that's how they get you
Language to cat owners!
One letter can change so much
Phd= not what you think
I’m guessing it’s not good
My wife just got a pregnancy pillow - which prompted me to try and cosplay as aayla secura I guess
What would you say if no one came to your funeral?
I loaf it
Its a me, Repostio
And Anekdoten has thrown up a few flares too...
As a fellow brick driver, I can definitely relate
Harold the great
I make fake DVD covers, this one might be the dumbest one yet.
Good for you China!
Not a bad deal for 20 bucks
Found this today and thought it looked familiar... Mrs. Peregrine's home for creepy f*cking mask signs
Fine art | today | myself
have a little comic I drew about statues
For all my Trekkies
My buddy's wife let him decorate the basement bathroom... no regerts.
we all are worthless
I think I found Mike Tysons car
well ok then
She knows what she wants.
Girls: guys never understand our signals. Their signals:
don't drop it again
Get the spare!
mfw 7th wine glass this morning
Gamers are the true oppressed people
Now this is an art masterpiece.
haven't we all
IT WASN’T ME! I SWEAR!
This ad for avocado oil that showed up on my feed.
good for you buddy
guided by voices
Go home safe
Couldn’t do this again if I tried
How did we get here?
I told my girlfriend a beautiful lady sat next to me this morning, she got mad at me.
ty cool bug breh
Go go Power Rangers!
Oh no. Bed bugs
If you didn’t think owners looked like their dogs..
Mixed seed packet jacket
This year's bean pod children harvest has great harmony!
They met online
Typical household budgets.
When even Moulder browses fresh
I am not a smart man. #newlaces
Skeletor also has feelings.
But if I just leave it another 30 seconds it might sort itself out?
Riden' with Biden.
I think this deserves to be here...
How to act
There’s a lot of comedy in this pic I took today
Dough is another word for money...
My office doesn’t allow pets. I think I found a workaround. His name is Steve.
We found him, but...
Drop that beat
Frost in Texas
Sooo, I DONT have “yellow fever”?
Uno with Granny
This is fatherhood
My United Flight 328 LEGO kit arrived!!
My grandma's tumbler.
The new USPS trucks look like they're out of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
Importance of technical interviews
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; here’s Jesse from today, who was screaming at his poor dog instead of moving to a different area to talk on the phone:
working class hero
When in doubt, bri'ish.
Golum hates sting, hates it!