went to dinner, i paid, and he is still acting barely interested in me.
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Ben Franklin, probably
Well that took a different turn
If I can’t see you I can’t hear you
Things that new husbands should not say to their wives.
I bought this for $5 at a Salvation Army. Money well spent.
living in a simulation
Let’s see your toddler clog this bad boy.
Pizza and Geography
Daughter asked me to draw a head for her wolf.
It happens to even the best of us
Someone took my seat while I was getting a fork
I need a fat man in an overcoat, quick!
So many takers
Have a chill.
A very important topic.
Oh, it's a boy!
He’s so happy
Why yes indeed, my dear fellow, traps are homosexual.
How to make a cute kitty.
“Sir, it should be the box that says chewy on it”
12 seasons in the Midwest
Will never stop doing this
Still a good doggo.
My brother is a dentist and that’s what I got from him for Christmas
Cultural appreciation in Pixar films
how i remembered that
Celebrating 35 years of people calling him Zelda
My mom swore she already made me a waffle, but we couldn’t find it. So she made another one and I grabbed a fork....
For your health!
This post is for dogs only
My wife does a great job throwing axes also
Skeptics, in space
I feel this mans pain
this is what niggas meant when they say "open the door to opportunity"
Asked my husband to label our leftovers, "sure babe" he tells me
Mexican Fighter Cat
Well...On January 1st.
In a storefront in Denmark
Please remove your hand...
Sonic The Hedgehog, Candy Cigarette edition
AMERICAS BACK BABY
OSHA approved 3 point of contact
Anyone want a cat?
Looks like someone's gonna plant the flag tonight.
Hello Traffic Warden, I want to play a game....
It’s the gateway fortune cookie
The irony is not lost on me....
It’s the sexiest little library in town!
The perfect license plate doesn't exis-
You did it!!
this is a VREY FUNNY MEMEE aahgahagythgyhyahahahaahahahahhaa<dds
This women was asked to cover up while breastfeeding her baby. This was her response.
i've lived in here for years and you get used to it after a while
My husband labeled our frozen meats after our last store trip. I got a good laugh pulling this out for dinner.
yeah i got home protection
How lazy my kids are
This sign cracks me up!
I do things axe backwards also...
Outside a vet office yesterday - so accurate.
Friday evening, end of the day, ...
Cash or card?
I told my coworker that I was going to take my lunch break in this room since I’m getting great wifi off this table and he didn’t even smile. I’m wasted on these people
I look forward to the day..
Secretly a Black Belt
I feel like a lot of us here can relate
Violence is never the answer
Patrick is a tripod
Higgins can't swim
Behold, ye incæl
There’s a lot to unpack here.
Predator of a slightly different variety
We ordered toothbrushes on eBay from China but received eye masks instead. I’m not mad about this error, and will use them wisely.
Sonic was almost done with a perfect run...
100% scientific fact
And that's a fact !
that's how they get you
Language to cat owners!