Things that new husbands should not say to their wives.

I bought this for $5 at a Salvation Army. Money well spent.

living in a simulation

Let’s see your toddler clog this bad boy.

Pizza and Geography

Daughter asked me to draw a head for her wolf.

It happens to even the best of us

Someone took my seat while I was getting a fork

I need a fat man in an overcoat, quick!

So many takers

Have a chill.

Bono-Fett

A very important topic.

Oh, it's a boy!

He’s so happy

a moungus

June 21st!

Happy Sunday.

Why yes indeed, my dear fellow, traps are homosexual.

How to make a cute kitty.

Throne room.

"error" ;)

“Sir, it should be the box that says chewy on it”

dudders

12 seasons in the Midwest

Will never stop doing this

Top-tier immersion

Still a good doggo.

My brother is a dentist and that’s what I got from him for Christmas

Cultural appreciation in Pixar films

how i remembered that

Celebrating 35 years of people calling him Zelda

My mom swore she already made me a waffle, but we couldn’t find it. So she made another one and I grabbed a fork....

For your health!

This post is for dogs only

My wife does a great job throwing axes also

Skeptics, in space

I feel this mans pain

this is what niggas meant when they say "open the door to opportunity"

Asked my husband to label our leftovers, "sure babe" he tells me

Mexican Fighter Cat

Well...On January 1st.

In a storefront in Denmark

Please remove your hand...

Sonic The Hedgehog, Candy Cigarette edition

AMERICAS BACK BABY

Becky’s paranoia

OSHA approved 3 point of contact

Anyone want a cat?

Looks like someone's gonna plant the flag tonight.

Hello Traffic Warden, I want to play a game....

It’s the gateway fortune cookie

The irony is not lost on me....

Whole... Up

It’s the sexiest little library in town!

Double Duty

The perfect license plate doesn't exis-

m8!

Au natural?

You did it!!

this is a VREY FUNNY MEMEE aahgahagythgyhyahahahaahahahahhaa<dds

This women was asked to cover up while breastfeeding her baby. This was her response.

Spooder mann

i've lived in here for years and you get used to it after a while

My husband labeled our frozen meats after our last store trip. I got a good laugh pulling this out for dinner.

yeah i got home protection

How lazy my kids are

This sign cracks me up!

I do things axe backwards also...

Outside a vet office yesterday - so accurate.

:^)

Friday evening, end of the day, ...

Cash or card?

I told my coworker that I was going to take my lunch break in this room since I’m getting great wifi off this table and he didn’t even smile. I’m wasted on these people

I look forward to the day..

biggest number

Secretly a Black Belt

Body critters

I feel like a lot of us here can relate

Violence is never the answer

Patrick is a tripod

Higgins can't swim

Behold, ye incæl

There’s a lot to unpack here.

Predator of a slightly different variety

oh no

icelandic chad

We ordered toothbrushes on eBay from China but received eye masks instead. I’m not mad about this error, and will use them wisely.

Sonic was almost done with a perfect run...

100% scientific fact

And that's a fact !

that's how they get you

Armor

....

Ready, go!!

Language to cat owners!

One letter can change so much

Hail Satan!

Questions, sir?

Phd= not what you think