My friend telling me...
I felt like this dog once
Even the noodles want to be shared.
How to explain Normal Distribution to a bro at the gym
Sorry but I'm off the Market
Seems like it
Why can’t that happen to me?
Existence is suffering.
Don’t forget to Spring ahead!
isn't it strange?
Newly-Redesigned Oscar® statuette
GOTTEM i could totally do your job @Von lol
A Stupid Question
Neighbour missed the recycling bin...
Give her the diploma already
Bore-out emergency kit
This burger spot named their burgers after office supplies so you can expense them to your job
A photo of Superman discovering his greatest power.
“Vodquila”, ladies and gentlemen!
Who are the teachers out there?
Put in the work, Satan!
Costco is healing
A pair pair of scissors? A set pair of scissors? A couple pair of scissors?
Welcome to Jurassic Park!
This "Awareness" pamphlet in Nepal
I'm stuck with them elephant tiddies
My cat got stuck today.
Was going through old family files and found this lovely keepsake, written by my eldest sister....
Differences On How People Shop After One Year
Short term memory & quick wit go hand in hand.
I think my Macbook is having an existential crisis
Only way to get Americans to do anything -
My brother was asking about my meds so I sent him this
It's so old, but the first time I saw it it was so freakin' funny.
sounds like a good idea
In honor of Marjorie
Coffee first, talk after
The winner of this week's Caption Contest
It’s party thyme.
A Tesla equipped with a 'Range Extender'
Is it even worth it bros? Just make fun of each other like proper shitposters
Just waiting for the results now....
"we have to solve this Problem quick"
Wait, still translating title of this post in my mind
He was wrong!
Only one per state allowed. *chefs kiss*
That is my life in a single foreign word.
I can believe this
Dad joke intensifies*
Damn it Janet, let me be!
Ahh yes,the true hero...
BK ain't got no chill
dont do it son
He is the ideal candidate in my opinion
Hello, based department?
My brain is as smooth as Michael Jackson’s moves...
"D'you like it THICK?"
Just a Plumber heading to work.
This carton of chocolate milk got text thats says "maybe smarter to open in the other end"
On The Job
Saw this about two minutes ago. Best thing ever
Doctor, am I sick?
Violation of cat law
The real history they won't teach you
50 shades of The Rock
Dad was complaining that the flow on the watering can was being weird.. I found the culprit
The foreman’s sign at a job site
I'm not the only one seeing the resemblance right?
There were no survivors
Ain't no Mumble Rappers allowed in here.
My wife left her wine bottle unattended, and it was just asking for it.
Rise of the planet of the man
I’m on vacation for a week and asked my neighbor to go check on our cat. He checked on more than that.
The Best Of Marmot Screams
I need a new show
Hitchhiker’s Guide To Social Media
kind reminder to the Superphobes
It's a love/hate relationship
When the teacher says show your work
The shakiest bus ride you'll ever be on.
I don’t know how to process this
I aspire to be as lazy as this person was