This sassy hawk is not interested in your excuses.
Bought these stickers. I’m having too much fun
Your pet does not have to be a cat
The what now?!
Russians, am I right ?
Over The Counter Viagra
“And then we’ll laugh. A lot. At you.”
I’m remodeling my basement and all the ceiling tiles were just removed. I found my cat like this.
“Yeah that’s better” - cat probably
Oh how awkward that had to always been.
I drive shit box car try meh...
Not in the kitchen
Quentin Tarantino spittin
Told my husband to buy a new Shower Curtain. He did not disappoint.
i fell Jesus was AK guy
I find thrift store knick knacks and mix them in terrible ways.
Saw this while we were enjoying our waffles!
In a West End town, in a dead end world
Haha crazy idea huh?
My friend telling me...
I felt like this dog once
Even the noodles want to be shared.
How to explain Normal Distribution to a bro at the gym
Sorry but I'm off the Market
Seems like it
Why can’t that happen to me?
Existence is suffering.
Don’t forget to Spring ahead!
isn't it strange?
Newly-Redesigned Oscar® statuette
GOTTEM i could totally do your job @Von lol
A Stupid Question
Neighbour missed the recycling bin...
Give her the diploma already
Bore-out emergency kit
This burger spot named their burgers after office supplies so you can expense them to your job
A photo of Superman discovering his greatest power.
“Vodquila”, ladies and gentlemen!
Who are the teachers out there?
Put in the work, Satan!
Costco is healing
A pair pair of scissors? A set pair of scissors? A couple pair of scissors?
Welcome to Jurassic Park!
This "Awareness" pamphlet in Nepal
I'm stuck with them elephant tiddies
My cat got stuck today.
Was going through old family files and found this lovely keepsake, written by my eldest sister....
Differences On How People Shop After One Year
Short term memory & quick wit go hand in hand.
I think my Macbook is having an existential crisis
Only way to get Americans to do anything -
My brother was asking about my meds so I sent him this
It's so old, but the first time I saw it it was so freakin' funny.
sounds like a good idea
In honor of Marjorie
Coffee first, talk after
The winner of this week's Caption Contest
It’s party thyme.
A Tesla equipped with a 'Range Extender'
Is it even worth it bros? Just make fun of each other like proper shitposters
Just waiting for the results now....
"we have to solve this Problem quick"
Wait, still translating title of this post in my mind
He was wrong!
Only one per state allowed. *chefs kiss*
That is my life in a single foreign word.
I can believe this
Dad joke intensifies*
Damn it Janet, let me be!
Ahh yes,the true hero...
BK ain't got no chill
dont do it son
He is the ideal candidate in my opinion
Hello, based department?
My brain is as smooth as Michael Jackson’s moves...
"D'you like it THICK?"
Just a Plumber heading to work.
This carton of chocolate milk got text thats says "maybe smarter to open in the other end"
On The Job
Saw this about two minutes ago. Best thing ever
Doctor, am I sick?
Violation of cat law
The real history they won't teach you