This was written on the menu of a local restaurant I went to

soy

Seriously, why do they do this?

Cow eating tiger snake in Australia - Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Just wanna wish George Jetson a happy birthday

perfectly balanced, yes?

Man-made horrors beyond comprehension

Goths sacking Rome, 410 AD

Ah yes. Delicious C-4.

fellas, is it gay to have gay sex?

I’d pay to have this movie made

I'm beginning to feel like Clap God

Bonus points to anyone who cares to connect the dots.✨✨✨

I don't have a bench grinder, but I have a grinder and a bench!

Leif Erikson was based af

Idk any movies so this will open my eye in a special way

Alabama Applebees…

Twitter is a cesspool

The greatest feeling of power

New Yorkers are hungry

   

where do you prefer your rich ***s?

This is how my wife plays pinball

This motel’s wifi password

When Britain first at heaven's command

Some causes Can bring people together

Based Lesley Nielsen

Asked playground equipment company for mock up of what it will look like. Got this.

Russian government forces brutally beat defenseless civilian in the lead up to the Sochi Winter Olympics

NASA's Hubble telescope discovers water on Saturn, 1995

The world really did end in 2012

Take notes ladies

My contribution to this debate, which is 100 percent accurate.

"Listen here you little shit"

A great joke, let's tell it a thousand more times

Toy cereal boxes from Mexico. The longer you look, the funnier it gets.

Full circled

uh oh

When the National Convention calls you a tyrant and moves to purge you before you purge them

The Sun King

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Upgrades, people, upgrades.

   

The Most Ambitious Crossover Event since Infinity War

HE COMES

One of the Great Rivals in European History

Kampuchean anti meme

ice cream

It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

I think my husband was tired this morning because that is dog food and not coffee beans.

Cute Cat

society

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Second time this week

They'll ask everyone not to tap on the excavator's windows next

New Plato's faucet just dropped

Stop this cycle of violence!

Zulu

heh

Chad Kingdom Of Greece Monent

Two of the Infinite Monkeys realise Shakespeare got there first, 1871

I think YouTube's new feature works...

We just became friends yesterday

Bargain

the Punic wars

The foundations of modern medicine

Just roommates bro

Alpha

UK request to leave the EU after referendum

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Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today

Roza Shanina, the 19 year old Sovjet sniper who killed 64 Nazis during WW2

Felt it

This photo on my grandpa’s phone vibing with the cat

i knew the risk i took by making this meme

Pupper

Cameraman

You think you won, mother-f---er?

An Irish dissident trying to instigate anger towards British rule among Ireland residents. 1797 AD.

Things get pretty steamy

Only the ones that survived of course

Cause no one in America talks about their atrocities /s

They really gonna age it 15 years and then sell it to me 3 months before it expires

Old logos >>> new oversimplified logos

One way to get revenge on the HOA

Brilliant question

I guess Mikey likes it

Self storage

Asked my wife to write a grocery list for me...

A nice note left in our VRBO guest book

I hope this comes out of the new Bleach

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We must band together and defeat this danger

More fire?

Dealing with greek letters for so long, I forgot the basics

I Need A Friend !

That's like the opposite of Latino

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 695 ✓

There's no better wingman

Hope the next person to remodel this kitchen doesn’t have heart problems….