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WasteofBreath
It's the story of your life
And the end of it's your death
And every word that's in between
Is just a waste of breath
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So yesterday for Halloween, this is how I greeted my coworkers... they LOVED IT...
I usually have to pay more
simple
Science!!!!
Tip for newlyweds
The ONLY reason shopping with mom was ever bearable in the 90s
so sad
dog anatomy
My daily attempt to listen to music
That time when Robert Downey Jr. found a loophole that let him do blackface and not get kicked out of Hollywood.
The cancer clinic my mom works for entered a Pumpkin Halloween contest yesterday, this is what they came up with
Do it
Gave out a lot of condiments last night. Costume=Candy, No Costume=Crushed Red Peppers, Grated Parm, Taco Sauce Packets
The best picture I’ve ever taken in my entire life.
Will-tle Debbie
Lmao poor guy.
Drawing a pair of eyes be like. . .
I won a $500 costume contest last night
Well, if that doesn't impress her...
Holy shit....
oh yes
We will see him again
Oh man!
Sunshine on today’s forecast
Accurate reflection of myself
Next, a plan to exact revenge...
My last what?
When Halloween is over but you’re still in the spirit
Nature facts
Never to early
Yep that’s pretty funny.
Wtf grandpa
Especially this month
Was looking at baby pool floats when I stumbled across this image. Is it just me or are those models in the background having a serious conversation?
Punctuation, problems.
She's not sold on my parents new dog.
Being an uncle to twins is about two things. Understanding how to beat the system and taking shortcuts.
Looks like my local gas station is ready for a shit show
relatable
Cannot stop laughing about this
i woke up and lost
At this point, yeah
Found a Paper Bag With the Same Material as this Sub
My Ladie
No Nut Forever
Coffee or tea?
A typical day of work for me
My Halloween costume. Turns out I have a lot of unresolved issues.
maybe you can catch something
My friend is storing his cello at my place. I occasionally send him updates on how it’s going.
The kiddo and I went as Boo and KITTY this year
2000 IQ Lincoln
November 1st
Didn't expect the second box
tell us more
People better stop assuming things
Exploit their true weakness
Baited
When your fisherman friend invites you over
he is right
This sign Coke put on our vending machine
I lost
Tasty dancing spaget
its over
Ha, got eem
Guys we gotta hurry and prepare!
That cat is freaking
Welcome to Frankenstein Place world
I gotta get one now
I love Emilia
I dare you to decipher the third panel.
Dwight: You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian. You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.
Me after Masterchef
Fcuk Censorship. Well played, Stephan.
Monsters
The difference a day makes.
NARUTOOO
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Receiving negative comments on a post that had already reached -10
Nein!
I wish it was me.
It is
I think it’s supposed to be Jerk Chicken
Boi
He spend exactly enough time drawing that panel
Stay indoors
Cats, damn cats
The dress does it all!
what a nice guy!
*cries*
yes
Where’d thanksgiving go?
Put me down! I need to get to Target already!
The wonders of earwax
Peak season.
TEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE
spooky
Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She's too innocent.
Sorority Village is a dick poking out your boxers.