Today, I did Poorly.
The longer the to-do list, the more likely he is to show up.
adult men these days
I almost feel bad
Standwich
Eurobeat starts playing
Our neighbours think we have a hell hound. We have a carebear.
woopsie daisy
I told ya
love finds a way
go be a white flag somewhere else
The vehicle of choice
Dark Roasted Peanuts
But that's not how any of this works!
I bought heated insoles and I guess i’m going biking from now on.
Deepthought | 2020 | myself
Children are on a different level
Greek mythology be like
No more lies
It IS called DAYcare after all
My parents cat has started his own business. 10/10 recommend
based tunes
“Gullivers Travels” kitty edition
Jtrgjkiytdsfbnk
McDonald’s throwing shade!
Give this man a degree.
Another impossible expectation for women.
A scarry puzzle
Hello?
Missing Sock
"Suspiciously close"
lucky lady
Why no one takes my sharpie!
The doctors are all out of patients
mood
No waste policy
self destruct
The first pre-war ghoul registered.
This guy has next level Dad jokes.
weird
So if this is broken would it now be a... can’t opener?
Making comics is such a millennial thing to do
yeah
accurate
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
egg
Machine Learning Captcha…
truly great war
tfw
@SilverTalon17
Speedrun challenge
Warning alert
cakefarts
o.O
The Popcorn death
I think it did
This left me Weezing
"Thank you for your input"
went to dinner, i paid, and he is still acting barely interested in me.
Ben Franklin, probably
Well that took a different turn
cyberpunk 2076
If I can’t see you I can’t hear you
Things that new husbands should not say to their wives.
I bought this for $5 at a Salvation Army. Money well spent.
living in a simulation
Let’s see your toddler clog this bad boy.
Pizza and Geography
Daughter asked me to draw a head for her wolf.
It happens to even the best of us
Someone took my seat while I was getting a fork
I need a fat man in an overcoat, quick!
So many takers
Have a chill.
Bono-Fett
A very important topic.
Oh, it's a boy!
He’s so happy
a moungus
June 21st!
Happy Sunday.
Why yes indeed, my dear fellow, traps are homosexual.
How to make a cute kitty.
Throne room.
"error" ;)
“Sir, it should be the box that says chewy on it”
dudders
12 seasons in the Midwest
Will never stop doing this
Top-tier immersion
Still a good doggo.
My brother is a dentist and that’s what I got from him for Christmas
Cultural appreciation in Pixar films
how i remembered that
Celebrating 35 years of people calling him Zelda
My mom swore she already made me a waffle, but we couldn’t find it. So she made another one and I grabbed a fork....
For your health!
This post is for dogs only
My wife does a great job throwing axes also
Skeptics, in space