I refused to play games with my husband for years because he has the "shine". I got sick of losing. He denied it. Then we went axe throwing and...

The cafeteria where my buddy work literally put a baked carrot on a bun and called it a veggie hotdog the other day

One size fits all

Heeeeeeey, that’s a great deal!

Ah such similar times...member

The design could have been done a little better

I'm So happy with it!

This sassy hawk is not interested in your excuses.

Bought these stickers. I’m having too much fun

Your pet does not have to be a cat

The what now?!

Russians, am I right ?

Over The Counter Viagra

good food

“And then we’ll laugh. A lot. At you.”

Bruh.

I’m remodeling my basement and all the ceiling tiles were just removed. I found my cat like this.

“Yeah that’s better” - cat probably

Oh how awkward that had to always been.

I drive shit box car try meh...

Not in the kitchen

ś̵̱̐a̸̯̎c̸͈̮͛̑r̸̰̞͠i̵͉̓͠f̴̨͔̄͝ḯ̷̗͠c̶̮̘̍e̷͙͗

Quentin Tarantino spittin

Told my husband to buy a new Shower Curtain. He did not disappoint.

i fell Jesus was AK guy

I find thrift store knick knacks and mix them in terrible ways.

Saw this while we were enjoying our waffles!

In a West End town, in a dead end world

Haha crazy idea huh?

Mamma!

Uhm.

My friend telling me...

new movie?

I felt like this dog once

Even the noodles want to be shared.

School day

Bri'ish

How to explain Normal Distribution to a bro at the gym

Sorry but I'm off the Market

Seems like it

Oops

Why can’t that happen to me?

Chronology

Existence is suffering.

Don’t forget to Spring ahead!

isn't it strange?

Newly-Redesigned Oscar® statuette

GOTTEM i could totally do your job @Von lol

A Stupid Question

one more

Neighbour missed the recycling bin...

Give her the diploma already

Bore-out emergency kit

This burger spot named their burgers after office supplies so you can expense them to your job

A photo of Superman discovering his greatest power.

“Vodquila”, ladies and gentlemen!

Who are the teachers out there?

Put in the work, Satan!

Costco is healing

A pair pair of scissors? A set pair of scissors? A couple pair of scissors?

Welcome to Jurassic Park!

This "Awareness" pamphlet in Nepal

I'm stuck with them elephant tiddies

My cat got stuck today.

Was going through old family files and found this lovely keepsake, written by my eldest sister....

Differences On How People Shop After One Year

Short term memory & quick wit go hand in hand.

I think my Macbook is having an existential crisis

Only way to get Americans to do anything -

My brother was asking about my meds so I sent him this

It's so old, but the first time I saw it it was so freakin' funny.

Triangle! Triangle!

sounds like a good idea

In honor of Marjorie

Coffee first, talk after

The winner of this week's Caption Contest

It’s party thyme.

:^)

A Tesla equipped with a 'Range Extender'

Is it even worth it bros? Just make fun of each other like proper shitposters

Just waiting for the results now....

"we have to solve this Problem quick"

Wait, still translating title of this post in my mind

He was wrong!

Only one per state allowed. *chefs kiss*

That is my life in a single foreign word.

I can believe this

Dad joke intensifies*

:'(

Damn it Janet, let me be!

Special sanitizer

Feelings untold

Ahh yes,the true hero...

BK ain't got no chill

dont do it son

He is the ideal candidate in my opinion

Hello, based department?

My brain is as smooth as Michael Jackson’s moves...

"D'you like it THICK?"

Crazy Tuesday