CIA: Condom Installing Agency

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Private sector

1984

She's asking for it

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My daughter offered to use her newly acquired photo editing skillz and smooth out her brother's acne on the picture he was sending in for his new high school.

RIP Saddam Husseinberg

Assassins Creed: Chicago

Welcome to the División del Norte

Nagatoro romance but faster

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 701 ✓

Mom is a Gains Goblin

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Very fancy

other people's of course, not mine.

I think I know who I would choose.

a small price to pay for protection

He has a point

The "trolley" problem

If your back is shaped like a C, your future filled of pain will B

Controversial thing to say

The Dark Ages begin Michigan, 476

Why yes, I do have theoretical degree in History, how could you tell?

Maybe my Xbox has a point.

F*çk Microsoft

Magst du Bratwurst?

Knife missiles are very cool and very legal

Hes always there for me

This error message I got today at work... lol

Proud dicklets

George Bush moments after learning of the attack on the World Trade Center

Achieving higher levels of uselessness everyday ;)))))

Walt Disney experiences fatherhood for the first time, colorised

Baby's first recession

This Wikipedia article is interesting, to say the least

I was Insulted by a Cookie!

Art Evolution !

financial advice #23

Is this what getting old feels like

Checked my weather app, apparently there's a strong chance of boobs starting at 6:20pm

One of them, one of them...

I am an ally

smh, unwarranted censorship

last one wins

My nephew, Spider-Man, after a long day.

financial advice #43

The first man to ever successfully place a post-it on the back of another man undetected - Berlin 1936

The Napoleonic Wars begin

'It's not clear yet how the artifacts got to Argentina'

company twitter accounts be like:

cummer

it's a nice sandcastle though

Queen Elizabeth II seen arriving to the wedding of a female subject to claim her right of prima nocta

That f*cking Google humming ad

My wife asked our teenager to help set up tables in her classroom. Instant regrets

xina

good ol' sweet times-

Lots of things can happen in just 4 years

Pay no attention to Oh Jeezus

Two finalists compete for the last Choco Taco in America

everyone can agree

It's wednesday and it is melting hot

He gets asked a lot

It's a gender neutral term guys

If superheroes and anime can do this, then so can we.

Well well well if it ain't the spidey ***

False statement

this happens to me so many times

Feeling the pain of high fuel prices?

football

absolutely terrific

Birb sing song

doxxing is fun /s

which girl u pickin

General statements ≠ funny meme

Grind your teeth

Well well well if it isn't master Skywalker

gamers rise up

weebs

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First prize winner at my local county fair. The sheer amount of adults this had to slip by blows my mind.

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I can think of a certain era that was probably worse

nooooo :(

Rights

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Why is it called quicksand if it makes you sink slowly?

That history degree was a gamble, but it was still worth it

lotr

It’s weird how Turkey and Greece have technically been allies for the past 70 years

Ek felt lítþessir ferir hí

petting

The picture DoorDash sent me to confirm my food was here

toxic DBZ fanbase

this is the most perfect tattoo cover up. Pure art. I can't :')

Burning

My plans are beyond your understanding

you are probably also too dumb to recognize a repost

My friends and I drank together at my home. We decided my bag is a toad.