The day I got my vasectomy!

Got my boss a birthday card..

accurate

gnOwO what's this?

Its only Monday and I already gave up.

At a Wholefoods’ checkout

With their big hit: Paper Thump

My dog loves his elk antler chew, and it looks like a pipe.

It’s true though

The 5 horseman of the foodpocalypse

The author of the Martian is hilarious

Hipsters are trailer trash

Frend

What we really should fight for.

The ping pong ball is flat! Wake up people!

I wonder if he read the sign

3 riders of insanity

Japan: "ching chong ping pong, I *** anime pillows"

retcon

I see what they did there

phthalo blue

Let the trickery set in

Humble beginings.

A gentleman and a scholar

Weird Pandas

[shit]post

Grandmothers: Everything needs to be covered

hold up

Never have to eat again

Potential murder

at least it hits it

Trying to come up with a way to get my family on board for composting. Added some eyeballs and named him Oscar.

Its take one, right?

Offf

Not today old friend...

Fergus having an epiphany

They have won

This is how I fit into a brand new corvette. Shin and head angle were brutal. The salesman was laughing his ass off and snapped this pic

3D is always better

I did this all the time

Her word is law

*cries in leftist*

Few words about my income

Is he suffering..?

Cosmetic surgery

Close

But I need twitter

Evolution of van

I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

The Good boi Anatomy

Boomers get out reeeee

Jupiter is no joke you guys

*Suspense intensifies*

A mix of two things from the 80’s.

Who needs friends with this much cargo space?

Kinky yet vanilla

Jesus, but better

Please don't decline

Pay yo rent

Why have you forsaken me mother?

learned how to say hi in mandarin.

ching chong

I'm not your son!!!

This guy should be head of our school systems

im not drunk, i just came from pub...

And one Colonel to rule them all

*cue some K-pop song with trumpets*

Why is he so shy

this kid is the sweetest...

Checkmate, round Earthers.

BUTT

Owwwwww!

must be her dad

Look out shark!

You're hydraulic

Destroyed with Ｆ Ａ Ｃ Ｔ Ｓ ＆ Ｌ Ｏ Ｇ Ｉ Ｃ

Corporate memes are nothing but lies

bonus

But you said he wasent real mom

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

What a nice surprise

Rightfull use

Looking smart

Oh, California

just so we‘re clear

*OUR Lag

Clippy is still there, behind the scenes

You monster

Life essentials

There are still some good men out there.

Best of both worlds

The house cleaning will just have to wait.

Inhale through the ears, exhale through the ass

Small towns

how do you turn this on

Anon is dangerous

We need to go deeper

thats tuff

"So this is why I was getting sleep paralysis every night..."

Grandpa has some words for you...