anyone else met a idiot like that

clown

Screw your stuf then

It’s all part of the plan

This isn't wanking, this is fantasizing with style!

anyone have some sauce?

“Screw you” *walks my ships over land*

Sometimes, you have only shitty options

German cow farm

Khwarazmian vibes

#TeamBees next?

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Look at little mommy jr. Gonna cry?

fr though they never show up

Sorry if reupload

yummy

Factory owner talks about his workers

Two naive ahistorical judgements on a premodern polymath: one from a brainless racist, the other from a clueless victim of the "law of the hammer" bias

Periodically.

Forbidden love only in the Caribbean

We found the Isekai Ojisan

water>

It's one of those problems one can ruin oneself trying to solve

Wifi names in my apartment complex.

"malaria, disease, heat. yep, looks like a fun adventure to me"

The Toledo Zoo setup a way for orangutans to splash visitors

New spot for all the shit I find in the washer and dryer.

Yugoslavia 2.0 When

Hold it in

Kung-fu kittens

Sigma Toddler

difficulty = impossible

Circa 2001

This was written on the menu of a local restaurant I went to

soy

Seriously, why do they do this?

Cow eating tiger snake in Australia - Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Just wanna wish George Jetson a happy birthday

perfectly balanced, yes?

Man-made horrors beyond comprehension

Goths sacking Rome, 410 AD

Ah yes. Delicious C-4.

fellas, is it gay to have gay sex?

I’d pay to have this movie made

I'm beginning to feel like Clap God

Bonus points to anyone who cares to connect the dots.✨✨✨

I don't have a bench grinder, but I have a grinder and a bench!

Leif Erikson was based af

Idk any movies so this will open my eye in a special way

Alabama Applebees…

Twitter is a cesspool

The greatest feeling of power

New Yorkers are hungry

   

where do you prefer your rich ***s?

This is how my wife plays pinball

This motel’s wifi password

When Britain first at heaven's command

Some causes Can bring people together

Based Lesley Nielsen

Asked playground equipment company for mock up of what it will look like. Got this.

Russian government forces brutally beat defenseless civilian in the lead up to the Sochi Winter Olympics

NASA's Hubble telescope discovers water on Saturn, 1995

The world really did end in 2012

Take notes ladies

My contribution to this debate, which is 100 percent accurate.

"Listen here you little shit"

A great joke, let's tell it a thousand more times

Toy cereal boxes from Mexico. The longer you look, the funnier it gets.

Full circled

uh oh

When the National Convention calls you a tyrant and moves to purge you before you purge them

The Sun King

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Upgrades, people, upgrades.

   

The Most Ambitious Crossover Event since Infinity War

HE COMES

One of the Great Rivals in European History

Kampuchean anti meme

ice cream

It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

I think my husband was tired this morning because that is dog food and not coffee beans.

Cute Cat

society

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Second time this week

They'll ask everyone not to tap on the excavator's windows next

New Plato's faucet just dropped

Stop this cycle of violence!

Zulu

heh

Chad Kingdom Of Greece Monent

Two of the Infinite Monkeys realise Shakespeare got there first, 1871

I think YouTube's new feature works...

We just became friends yesterday

Bargain

the Punic wars

The foundations of modern medicine

Just roommates bro