Harbors a dark secret // icon made by LeHerp
Fortunate son intensifying
"Does it look like I'm going downstairs?"
Remember when the Simpsons went to china?
The day I got my vasectomy!
Got my boss a birthday card..
gnOwO what's this?
Its only Monday and I already gave up.
At a Wholefoods’ checkout
With their big hit: Paper Thump
My dog loves his elk antler chew, and it looks like a pipe.
It’s true though
The 5 horseman of the foodpocalypse
The author of the Martian is hilarious
Hipsters are trailer trash
What we really should fight for.
The ping pong ball is flat! Wake up people!
I wonder if he read the sign
3 riders of insanity
Japan: "ching chong ping pong, I *** anime pillows"
I see what they did there
Let the trickery set in
A gentleman and a scholar
Grandmothers: Everything needs to be covered
Never have to eat again
at least it hits it
Trying to come up with a way to get my family on board for composting. Added some eyeballs and named him Oscar.
Its take one, right?
Not today old friend...
Fergus having an epiphany
They have won
This is how I fit into a brand new corvette. Shin and head angle were brutal. The salesman was laughing his ass off and snapped this pic
3D is always better
I did this all the time
Her word is law
*cries in leftist*
Few words about my income
Is he suffering..?
But I need twitter
Evolution of van
I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.
The Good boi Anatomy
Boomers get out reeeee
Jupiter is no joke you guys
A mix of two things from the 80’s.
Who needs friends with this much cargo space?
Kinky yet vanilla
Jesus, but better
Please don't decline
Pay yo rent
Why have you forsaken me mother?
learned how to say hi in mandarin.
I'm not your son!!!
This guy should be head of our school systems
im not drunk, i just came from pub...
And one Colonel to rule them all
*cue some K-pop song with trumpets*
Why is he so shy
this kid is the sweetest...
Checkmate, round Earthers.
must be her dad
Look out shark!
Destroyed with Ｆ Ａ Ｃ Ｔ Ｓ ＆ Ｌ Ｏ Ｇ Ｉ Ｃ
Corporate memes are nothing but lies
But you said he wasent real mom
What a nice surprise
just so we‘re clear
Clippy is still there, behind the scenes
There are still some good men out there.
Best of both worlds
The house cleaning will just have to wait.
Inhale through the ears, exhale through the ass